That is NOT poop and crackers .
Today I learned there is a Reddit thread for literally everything, includingthis one where people upload photos of things that look exactly like poop but are not. I had to see them, and now so do you. The real question is: Can you figure out what the images actually are? Give it a go…
1.This is not two poops in a diaper with mysterious white goo:
2.This dinner was not served with a side of pretzel-twisted poo:
3.This is not a turd in a jar with weed:
4.This is not softened feces:
5.This is not a dry turd being served alongside scrambled eggs:
6.This is not a disgusting bin of unhealthy defecation:
7.These are not containers filled with poop:
8.This is not turds and crackers:
9.This is not a plate of poop poppers:
10.This is not a circle of long, weird feces:
11.These are not turds — and I guarantee you’ll never guess what they are:
12.This is not poop goo to-go:
13.This is not poo on a rainbow rug:
14.This is not some weird “poopberry”:
15.And this is not some weird log turd over rice:
16.This is not a poop-topped donut:
17.And, finally, this is clearly obviously not an actual operating rectum that poop comes out of:
Now go on; that’s enough of these types of shenanigans for today. I am so sorry I’ve subjected you to this.
