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If you just had the absolute worst week, keep in mind…

1.The person whose birthday just got extra waxy:

2.The person who shared a bed with a most dangerous beast:

3.The person whose entire kitchen came crashing down:

4.The person who avoided a fate worse than death:

5.The person who had a delicious AirPodian midnight snack:

6.The person whose guacamole portion is an affront to God:

7.The person who got absolutely pummeled with little rocks:

8.The person whose fridge provided them the biggest disappointment of their life:

9.The person whose trash can ceased to exist:

10.The person who needs to get an NFL tryout ASAP:

11.The person who might wanna hop down to the doc to get a rabies shot:

12.The person whose car now sports a cornucopia of colors:

13.The person who invented a brand new type of pancake:

14.The person who has no fork but they must eat:

15.The person whose freezer looks like something Ernest frickin' Shackleton would’ve been privy to on his incredible voyage:

16.The person who learned a valuable microwave lesson that day:

17.The person who must leave and never return to their home:

18.The person who just went bankrupt after this:

19.The person whose toaster is laughing in their face:

Close-up of hands removing a bunch of melted birthday candles from a chocolate brownie

A small scorpion is on a gray quilted blanket placed on a white sheet

A kitchen with a broken fridge door lying on the floor, scattered items, and debris. The living room in the background appears unaffected. No people are present

Close-up view of an escalator's step with a black comb plate and yellow safety markings at the edge

A close-up of a hand holding an Apple AirPod, showing its damaged and dirty microphone mesh

A hand holds a small cup of guacamole in front of a plate with a paper bag containing tortilla chips

Pickup truck on a city street carries a large load of gravel or sand in the back. RIDGID tool storage box is mounted on the truck's bed

A white refrigerator in a kitchen is next to a countertop with cleaning supplies and a dishwasher below. Windows with plaid curtains are in the background

A melted and burned blue trash bin on a suburban street, with a charred area on the pavement next to it

A shattered glass shower door lies in pieces on the shower floor, with small fragments scattered all around. A bottle of soap is visible on the ledge

A bat is hanging upside down from the top of a curtain, adjacent to a wall and ceiling inside a room

Car interior with yogurt and food spilled on seats and floor. Various containers and food items create a messy scene inside the vehicle

A fly is sitting on an uncooked pancake in a pan

A takeaway container with a bowl of food including avocado and meat inside a bag. Nearby are packaged food items and a brown napkin pack labeled "Zum Aufladen."

An open freezer door reveals significant ice buildup inside, blocking the interior space and shelves

A plastic rice cooker with burnt rice residue at the bottom is placed in a sink

Pantry cupboard with black mold on the walls and shelf edges, containing various items like mugs, containers, egg cartons, and an apron

A spilled drink and popcorn at a movie theater, with a foot in a sneaker stepping on some of the mess

A slice of toasted bread and a boiled egg placed on a paper towel on a dark countertop, with a butter knife nearby