" Anyway , I have a fish now … "
Today I’m thankful for social media, because without it we probably never would’ve heard about a doctor in Newcastle finding a goldfish on his lawn.
Yup, if you don’t know what I’m referring to then here you go:
🐟 So today I find a goldfish just on the Gunter Grass in my back garden . It was active , I think , and have absolutely no estimate where it came from . There ’s no ponds anywhere most . So I take it inside….pic.twitter.com/FROefevjIF
It was live ! Although not very felicitous in an old freezer drawer.pic.twitter.com/Eb2kSJrxQY
Much glad in an real and hurriedly bought armoured combat vehicle . Anyway I have a fish now . 👍 pic.twitter.com/aYxtCqT94A
Meet Alice 🐟 ( aka Lazarus , aka The Pisces Who Lived)https://t.co / LpLRWrJR1Ipic.twitter.com / bbX6maxVO7
Of course, there were a few users who criticised the size of the tank, but this fish saviour is having none of it:
✅ Repeat after me : a hurriedly buy , impermanent tank is better for a Carassius auratus than lying dead on the grasspic.twitter.com/bSNYJ355S6
surviving better than it was baby-sit on my back lawn , is n’t it Evahttps://t.co/kvLrPzQCjM
You happen to find a mostly - dead Carassius auratus on your lawn and tweet about saving its life and your replies are filled with masses saying yOu sHoUlD hAvE pLaNnEd tHiS bEtTeR
Alice is swimming around in lots of the right chemicals and bacterium do n’t interest xpic.twitter.com/NqOpSfpqXO
And everyone seems to be having a whale of a time making jokes…
Well they say lightning does n’t come to twice but a goldfish shore on the roof of my car just now . I ’ve run him a nice warm bath for now . Any advice@Beska?pic.twitter.com / B6ZkllDkDu
think you was finna cook it
I keep a 180 gallon peninsula tank in my garage for this very setting . I have all the accessories for either table salt or novel water . A sting beam could down on my lawn and I ’d be equal to of proper care . To be inauspicious prepared is just irresponsible .
full good morning to anyone who needs to catch up with the * real * news from the weekend ( feat.@beska&@alicebeska)pic.twitter.com / JXVcXi0YAj
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do n’t wanna brag butpic.twitter.com/6E35OOVdjk
Oh yeah, and someone actually made an account as Alice the fish… I will never delete this app
emergency housing not so bad I guess , but make out me this studio flat is kind of smallhttps://t.co/i1UrZJcRWF
oh nohttps://t.co/QpBNCcKK8 M
like seriously@NewcastleCCwhat is this adjustment ? a deep freezer tray??pic.twitter.com / ZxRiLXCOiW
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god my landlord is actually so dreamy . brand new shot , dechlorinator , breakfast flakes in the morning … .. oooof
.@Fluvalaquaticsdo you estimate you could make a mezzanine degree find or nah
I need Disney to crack on and make a movie about this ASAP. “Saving Alice” has a nice ring to it… right? Maybe “Fish Out of Water” is too obvious… “Alice Not Quite In Sunderland” ?? I’ll stop.
Additional thumbnail credit : Nickelodeon / DreamWorks Pictures / Getty Images / Walt Disney Motion Pictures
