I had n’t heard the terminal figure " cupcaked " until today , and I wish I still did n’t know about it .

Whenever I think nothing can surprise me anymore, I look atr/ShitMomGroupsSayand am immediately humbled. Here are the 14 wildest posts I saw on there this month:

1.This mom who isn’t ready to release the claw-like grip she has on her adult son:

2.This mom who’s demanding money from her teenage son for…having friends over?:

3.This mom who skipped sex ed:

4.This mom who is not taking the threat of rabies seriously enough:

5.This mom who created a fire hazard for her kid:

6.This mom who’s strongly considering leaving her 17-month-old home alone without a babysitter:

7.This mom who is refusing to give her newborn proper nutrients, and in result, is starving them:

8.This mom who has no respect for her kid’s self-expression:

9.This mom who brought her baby to a chiropractor, and is wondering why she has an injury:

10.This mom who casually airs out her child’s personal business on the internet:

11.This mom who earnestly believes Tylenol puts glitter in their products:

12.This mom who snidely refers to getting vaccinated as “getting cupcaked:”

13.This mom who’s looking for advice on how to slash her poor daughter’s confidence:

14.And finally, this mom who should be investigated for even asking this question:

A post asking mothers, "What do you do when your 19-year-old son wants to start dating? I was his first love and can't imagine another girl." Includes a sad face emoji

Facebook post by a person discussing their son’s (age 16) request to have friends over for his birthday, but needing extra funds, charging money for meals, and subsequent family tension. Comments express disbelief

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A young adult holds a monkey on a beach, text explains the monkey bit his chin, and they are concerned about rabies. Image shows the young adult with the monkey

A hand holds a modified electric blanket controller. The text describes a hack to bypass the automatic shut-off timer, allowing continuous use

A parent shares their experience of hiring a babysitter for their 17-month-old child, who sleeps during this time. They question if it's acceptable and seek opinions

A parent shares on social media their struggles with their 3-week-old baby's fussiness and seeks advice on using goat milk powder for relief and proper brands

A parent's social media post asking for advice on how to make their son happy with painting his nails while respecting the husband's decision against it.

Facebook post in a Moms Group: A mother shares her baby's chiropractic experience and mentions noticing her baby has a bulged area on the left side of her head, asking for advice

A social media comment discussing a 21-year age gap between two children born in 08/2000 and 10/2021, and a 23-year age gap with another child born in 06/2023. Mentions a terminated pregnancy in 02/2022

Comment reads: "Remember they put glitter in Tylenol. Tylenol is the biggest purchaser of glitter."

Anonymous member's Facebook post about a son's cupcake allergy allegedly causing pool bans years ago and questioning its validity

Social media post by an unnamed parent asking advice on how to gently tell their 11-year-old daughter that she is not a good singer to avoid hurting her feelings

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