" I ’m so old , I remember when social medium was a just fun little experiment to link up with former class fellow , and now it ’s a full blown dystopian nightmare . " — @LurkAtHomeMom

IDK if you’ve heard, but it’s officially Make Men Cry Summer™:

gon na make 7 Man cry this summer y' all gon na pay for what my ex did to me

In between conquests, feel free to enjoy the funniest tweets by women this week. And make sure to follow these funny ladies on Twitter!

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There ’s a guy at the airport carry one of those monumental checks for 2,000 dollar and you may tell he does n’t really wanna let the cat out of the bag about it which is an insane billet to be in

2.

Moments before my planer door closed this guy cable rush on and go " I MADE IT BOYS " and like 10 dudes scattered around the aeroplane begin cheering and he high fived them all as he went to his seat . Their boy weekend in Bozeman is about to be a feature photographic film

3.

whoever coined the set phrase " righty tighty , lefty loosey " was belike the great communicator in the history of the english linguistic process . do you intend he had to workshop it to get it there or do you cerebrate inspiration hit him like a bolt of lightning

4.

being productive at work is EASY with a disciplined routine : I expend the first 6 minute doing nothing at all , and the final 2 hours in downright SICKO way with the fright of god inside me

5.

some gentleman have this irrational fright of being used for money they do n’t have

6.

when you are a retire political party girl you still have some of that party girl in you . Like no I do not go out 3xs a calendar week anymore but when I make that special appearance the ferine scum bag awakens like an ancient beast

7.

no i do n’t require to jump on a call i need to leap off a construction

8.

determine sports in your 30s is a real sobering experience because announcer are like “ calculate at this ancient roll in the hay who ’s the oldest elderly citizen to ever get ahead a backing ” and he ’s two years younger than you are

9.

hey boss can i go home i ’m find unserious and featherbrained today

10.

I hope someone loves you so well you never have to see a tarot reading again

11.

Men will be 30 and still be like “ idk what i require :/ “ & like you have 5 more long time with whisker so please count on it out

12.

You should be able to google why a couple broke up

13.

babe what s incorrect you have nt even touched your frogcacciapic.twitter.com/eFVpb5Ge5e

14.

Are you there , god ? no headache if not

15.

For anyone who signed my grade 8 yearbook - I did continue nerveless . Thanks for the advice

16.

My preferred thing about men is their commitment to disappointment . The consistence is awesome .

17.

How dare someone steal my prescribed parking spot that no one have it away was mine except me

18.

I ’m so old , I retrieve when societal mass medium was a just fun slight experiment to connect with former classmates , and now it ’s a full blown dystopian incubus .

19.

Sorry . Ca n’t . It ’s my bday calendar month so I have 423 businesses to patronize all so I can save $ 3.50 and get a barren biscuit

20.

She died doing what she sleep together , endeavor to discover something to watch out

21.

if you think date women is going to be easy than dating men , lease me touch your hand when I say this …

22.

When I lose 2 - 4 follower on Instagram every time I postpic.twitter.com/Xxz3uprHnY

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