" This is why you do n’t get engaged to someone you only dated for a calendar month . "
Recently, wewrote aboutwhy people divorced after less than a year of marriage, and members of theBuzzFeed Communitysubmitted their own stories. Here are 34 more heartbreaking and shocking stories about people who got divorced super soon after getting married.*
- Along withsome responsesfrom theoriginal Reddit thread .
banknote : There are mentions of domesticated maltreatment , tike abuse , and miscarriage in this post .
1.“Two weeks after we got married, she said to either get her pregnant or it was over. It was annulled eight weeks later.”
— u / tjones1755
2.“I caught him drinking and driving with my kids in the car after he’d already had a few DUIs and was supposedly getting sober. I came home early and saw him toss something in the trash a few houses down as he pulled up, so I stopped to check, and it was a beer can. I walked inside and tossed him right out.”
— u / SpicyMcdickin
3.“At 11 months of marriage (and a seven-month-old son), my husband (29M) just started leaving me (31F) and our son every night and not coming home until after work the next day. He was cheating on me with a 21-year-old gas station attendant at his work. I finally caught them at a motel, just like the movies. He then kicked our son and me out of the house and moved the girlfriend into the marital home. It took me four months (the last third of my maternity leave) to get the law to kick them out and reclaim the house. Before we got married, we’d been together for seven years.”
— u / always_albina
4.“We started dating when I was 16 and he was 18. We broke up a couple of times. He was incredibly controlling, and I was incredibly insecure. He wouldn’t allow me to go to the college I had been planning on going to my whole life. Instead, I was allowed to go to the college he went to, and right before the semester started, he decided to go to a different school. I lasted the semester and moved home.”
" He was extremely verbally abusive . Then , our family were pushing for an engagement . We got hook up with , moved into an apartment , and pronto got kicked out because he refused to work . We had to move in with my parents . I ’d last had enough when I amount home from working two shifts , and he had spent all the money I had saved up to move out on a new game system and TV . He said he was totally ok living with my parent and did n’t want to move out . I moved in with a booster , and he had me followed for months until the divorce was terminal . He had taken citation card out in my name that I did n’t know about . And I was almost never allowed to string up out with friends . It was the best decisiveness I ever made . I have n’t spoken to him since . I am now matrimonial to the sexual love of my life . "
— Anonymous
5.“We met at work and dated for over a year. I was divorced and had primary custody of a 2-year-old daughter. While we were dating, he was amazing with my daughter, my boxer Zeus, and my friends and family! … We decided to marry and had a small ceremony at my sister’s home, and my family traveled to attend from another state. Almost immediately after the ceremony ended, my new husband’s ENTIRE personality changed — so much so that even my dad called it out and said, ‘Hey, what’s wrong with him?'”
" My new hubby then isolate himself from the entire family and all guests until it was time to make the three - hour drive back to my ( premarital , thank goodness ) home and , while on that tripper , my 3 - year - one-time girl became fussy and began to hollo in the backseat while I was drive . I could see in the rearview that she ’d fall back her pacifier , and I was n’t able to strive it . My new hubby , who was trying to nap in the front passenger ’s seat , says , ' You need to close her up ! ' I said , ' WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME ? " He said , ' She should be seen and not learn unless mouth to . She needs to be quiet ! ' He ’s lucky I did n’t deplumate off the highway and sound off him out of the car right there on the topographic point . The divorce newspaper were register within two week of the ceremonial , and he did n’t even have clock time to move into my home . Nobody care for my baby with discourtesy . Nobody . From the ' I do ' to the smack of the gavel in the finalisation of the divorce was 11 months . Ten of those were await for a court date . My girl is now 27 long time old and has just graduated from constabulary schooltime . "
6.“I found out my ex lied about both of their parents dying in the previous year (of COVID…turns out they were ‘estranged’). .,. I’ll never wrap my head around it. And those lies were just the tip of the iceberg.”
— uracil / mtsandalwood
7.“He stopped working, doing anything in or around the house, refused counseling or doctor appointments, and then started to get mean, calling me horrible names. He was mad I didn’t do everything just right — when he was doing nothing. I left when I realized he was becoming abusive and knew if I stayed, he would start hitting me. Then, the day I left, I found out about all the affairs going on. Including sleeping with my boss at the time.”
— u / peoriagrace
8.“Not me, but an acquaintance. His wife sat him down the day they came back from their honeymoon. Apparently, she had met someone at work some months before, and flirting ensued. What she told him: she thought it was just cold feet, so she kept going forward with the wedding. She chickened out on calling it off the day of, even though this was apparently when a light went on, and she knew she didn’t want to be with him. He is a good sport about it and takes solace in knowing it was all her. Married a wonderful lady later and has a gaggle of kids. Ex-wife and random dude dated for a while but did not stay together.”
— u / Analgerman
9.“I began dating Mr X after I accepted a job in a neighboring state. We traded off on weekends, driving to each other’s homes. He proposed over the intercom of a commercial air flight while we were taking a trip. I wanted to wait and think about it and was extremely turned off by the manner of the proposal; however, the other passengers pressured me to answer, so I gave in and said yes. Women, if your boyfriend proposes in a creepy public way that garners him attention but puts you on the spot, don’t let the Jumbotron rule. Say you need to think about it or outright say, ‘Not at this time!'”
" Well , I design a pocket-sized wedding in a mansion . The nighttime before the wedding , he accused me of cheating . ruby-red flag . When I got back from my honeymoon , we were both arrested for crimes he had been put . Three weeks later , I had the marriage annulled based on fraud . When push came to shove , he blamed me , so I help time also . I had vetted him in ways no one would woolgather of , but I did n’t moderate with the Justice Department . It ruined the next decade of my sprightliness . I rose above it all and found the love of my spirit ten year subsequently . I am perpetually changed by the profundity of lovemaking we portion out , and I no longer cerebrate of that bitter time . No matter how overbold you are , people who rest well can convince anyone of anything . Just watch the news ! "
10.“My Spanish cousin married a woman from the US, and she moved in with him to a town outside Barcelona. She made no effort to integrate or learn the language and generally ended up isolated. My cousin’s family tried hard to help, inviting her to go out to things all the time, but she always refused. One day, my cousin went to work and came home to an empty house. She got moving vans to come and collect all her stuff and furniture, and she went back to America. She told him they were done from the airport. It was brutal.”
— u / FallingSky1686
11.“We were working opposite shifts part of the time, so when I was working, and she was off, she would eat with her parents. Her mother was a total head case who never liked me and never believed anybody was good enough for either of her kids, so she was constantly in her ear about how she should have never married me. I tried to be respectful for the first nine months in hopes she would decide her daughter’s happiness was more important than her being in charge of everything, but that didn’t happen. … By the last 3-5 months, I had put up with all I was going to put up with and started telling her mother the harsh truth and being less willing to compromise around her demands and poisoning of the marriage. My wife went with her parents for a long weekend at the beach to ‘think about everything.'”
" I know she would come home and say she could n’t do it anymore and want a divorcement because I cognize her mom would be in her ear all weekend . I was right . The comical affair now is when I interpret her face as she walk in when she catch home , I tell her I would listen to anything she had to say , and we could talk as long as she desire , but I monish her if she asked for a divorcement it would be over forever and nothing would ever unmake it so to consider her words cautiously . sure as shooting enough , she said she want a divorce , so I said okay . We talk for about an minute , and then she bequeath to see her parents . Three day after , she fare back and taste as firmly as she could to lead up sex . I had never envision her try so hard . I rejected her and reminded her what I had assure her . She yell and asked if I could please let her take it back and go low - contact with her mama . I told her no , and she needed to allow . She sat in her car for an hour crying but eventually leave alone . I never saw her one - on - one again . She is remarry with three child in another state . I ’m married with two . "
— u / Fun_Diver_3885
12.“Not me, but my friend. He pulled the plug after ten months. She … kept her place and never moved in with him. She brought her kid on their honeymoon to Disney World and did everything with the kid, leaving him behind. She screamed at him constantly. This is why you don’t get engaged to someone you only dated for a month.”
— u / snerdie
13.“My ex-wife’s son (three years old), who I considered my son, told us that his biological father was molesting him. …. It sent my ex-wife into a depression, and she started drinking heavily. She started being harsh, and verbally and physically abusing me. I worked 50+ hours, paid all the bills, and was taking care of her and her son, and I was only getting about 12 hours of sleep a week. We were living, I would say, more middle class to meet her standards as well. This happened right after we got married. I helped her pay for the court costs/lawyers and going to three therapy sessions a week (couples therapy, a psychologist, and child therapy). I eventually broke after eight months when I found her talking to other men — her reasoning was that I wasn’t emotionally there for her. After a year, I met someone else while still in the marriage.”
" I did n’t sleep together how to escape , and I just could n’t think straight . I ’ve never been in that condition in my aliveness , and someone was there for me . Fast onward to today , I ’m name with modest slump and life-threatening anxiety . Her son still see his biologic father , and my ex-wife - wife does n’t recognize any of this find . [ She thinks ] I ’m the reason our marriage failed because I leave her for another person . I divorced her after a year and a half . If I could go back and do this again , I would have just will , but instead , I had my mind on have a go at it her and think we could ’ve gotten through all of this until I eventually break . "
— u / Prestigious - Bid6680
14.“I had a coworker who got married to her college boyfriend. They came back from their Caribbean honeymoon and a month later told us she was pregnant. Everyone was happy for her…until later that week, I saw her crying coming out of our boss’ office. I found out later that day that she was indeed pregnant — but by another guy. A guy who would bartend our office parties a couple of times a year. Apparently, they were having sex through her entire engagement and one month of marriage. She ended up getting a divorce and trying to make it work with the bartender. Let’s just say it was weird at the next couple of office parties. They didn’t seem too happy together.”
— u / CBus - Eagle
15.“It was always an emotionally draining and abusive relationship that got worse with time. He thought I was cheating on him, he refused to get a job because ‘it’s your turn to take care of me’ (we had lived in his MOM’s house prior, where SHE took care of him), … and he believed that everyone and everything was against him because he was a ‘superior being’ and that intimidated other people. Ugh, well, he never laid hands on me, and with my absolutely lovely upbringing (sarcasm) I assumed the relationship was notthatbad because he wasn’t physically abusing me.”
" Until we had another dumb argument , and I went to bed early — he came back from storming around the neighbourhood for the last four hours ( no doubt hop I was go to call him and justify and panic that he had n’t return for dinner ) . Anyway , he get himself quick for bed , and I could hear that he was still pissed off with his huffing and kicking his shoes off , etc . He eventually get to bottom and place down , sat up , lay down , wrap , what have you , to attempt to wake me up and snuggle him , but I kept pretending to sleep . After a minute of this , he was lying still , and I thought he had finally given up , but the second I thought I could just really slumber , a very hard , crushing pain flashed across my leftover optic socket . I sit up immediately just as he cursorily rolled over to look the opposite rampart and act as thoughhewas at peace . He elbowed me in the face ! ! ! WHO hits someone when they’reASLEEP ? ? ? I had a gross contusion on the out border of my center socket that went from purpleness to blue to green and eventually yellow-bellied over the course of weeks . Apparently , your human face has a stack of capillary tubing . I think trying to cover it with makeup and match the other heart with eyeshadow , so it looked like it was an intentional artistic matter . I do n’t think anyone was fool .
Months later , I somehow convinced him to move back to my body politic , where it was apparently ' my tour ' to take care of him . He would dress up in his military uniform ( he never went on enlistment ; he was on second-stringer , so essentially a Boy Scout as far as I care ) and take the air around town waiting to be praised for his ' service , ' then bum drinks at the saloon and derive home vomiting and shit his guts out . It take another six months to build up the courage and enough of a support system that I could leave him . I was at the metre truly afraid he was pass away to kill our dog we had gotten together as a puppy , set my house ’s home on fervour as we slept , or come up with something else I could n’t dream up . Thankfully , he truly was a coward , and nothing else transpire . He ran out his visiting visa without a business or another person to shop at him through citizenship , so he went back to England and likely rewrite history to villainize me and my family to the multitude I had made friends with there , but that was some of the toll of getting away .
My dog and I had another wonderful 11 age together until she passed last October . It ’s still irritating , but I would do all of that again to have her from the start . The rest just make for a good story , and my advice is never to settle or give the ego - proclaimed ' gentleman ' or ' decent guy cable ' a chance ; he ’s likely an incel who hat everyone for his own failures . sincerely undecomposed men do n’t expend a yr feign and adjudicate to convert others they ’re good . "
— u / Skryuska
16.“Not me, but a woman whose husband claimed to be in the navy because her father was, and even bought a Navy uniform off eBay to get married in. She found out when she pushed to get a VA loan so they could buy a house, and his story all fell apart.”
— u / jagger129
17.“I had a cousin who married a real piece of work. As background, my extended family tends to drink too much, get too loud, and get too rowdy. The family reunion has been kicked out and banned from multiple venues. My cousin shows up with her fiancé one year, and he’s an absolute shithead. He was picking fights, lighting fireworks, terrorizing people’s pets…He was so bad that my uncle, her dad (who, by the way, is probably the loudest and most obnoxious of the bunch), had to pull him aside and say, ‘You need to take it down a notch.’ She married him anyway because she didn’t understand that was him on his best behavior. They lasted less than a year. She won’t talk about it, but the rumor was she found out he did meth.”
— u / Pavlock
18.“I discovered on our wedding night that my wife … abhorred sex. I tried to be as patient and sensitive to her fears and inhibitions as possible. After three months without the experience of expressing our love in the act of physical intimacy, I knew I could not persevere and asked for a divorce.”
19.“TL;DR: he was an angry, miserable man who made me miserable, and I should have realized earlier, but I was young and naive. I left nine months after the wedding. Long version: I had almost canceled the wedding but convinced myself I was just getting cold feet. He was angry and judgemental all the time. He moved us into his mom’s house until he found work. I was still studying at the time. Nothing was good enough for him. Everybody was too dumb; every job was beneath him. His mom found him a job through a friend of hers. He went for two days, then announced that if he were made to go back, he would crash the car into a tree. He said that he’d rather become homeless than do a job he didn’t want. His brother asked, ‘What about your wife? You’re married now.’ He said, ‘Oh, she’ll follow.'”
" I made him go to therapy and moved back to a bigger city where I could find work . He decided he want to go work in Canada . That ’s when I knew I did not want to follow and be alone with him in a state where I knew nobody . I involve for a intermission to figure things out . He said , ' Either you leave me , or we stay together , ' he did n’t ' agree with ' break . I leave . It was nine calendar month after the marriage .
He was n’t supportive of anything I did . I was publish the first draft of my book at the time ; he could n’t even get the music genre right when people asked about it . He read a couple of chapters and say , ' None of the characters are like me . ' He caused conflict with his family and mine . I understand now that he was exceedingly depressed but refused to go back to therapy after the first couple of Roger Huntington Sessions . He blamed it on me . He made my animation miserable , and I accepted it because I had my own hurt . … I persist straight into another horrendous relationship with another angry man after that and lost another nine geezerhood . I have now take away furious people from my life altogether . "
— u / ReadingSavedMyLife
20.“He left me for a woman who he worked with two months after the wedding. We had to wait for the year mark to apply for a divorce.”
— uracil / kellyj95
21.“I’d previously married my college boyfriend when I was a month shy of 23. We split shortly after I turned 25. So, I was extremely pessimistic about relationships and had vowed never to get married again. I had some short-term stuff and was casually dating for a couple of years. Right after I turned 30 in 2021, I met this guy at a pizza place in mid-September.”
" He was serious - wait , charismatic , and a smooth speaker . We crochet up a couple of days after , and he just never go away . At first , he was fresh and fun . Soon , though , some red flags toss off up that I brush off because I think I ’d be a good influence for him . ( He ’s addicted to drug and a felon . I ’d never been in hassle . ) He quickly became A-one controlling and was an expert in gaslighting , nearly to the point of me being brainwashed . We ended up getting married / eloping in December , three months to the day after we met , and things sustain getting sorry . I was ashamed and did n’t need to take how bad thing were . I did test to exit him in March 2022 , but he talked his way back in , and I believe his Trygve Lie . My kinsperson was NOT happy . Things got worse , but I was even more ashamed at that stop because I ’d taken him back . I figured I merit it all . Over the ten months we were together , police were called at least 15 time . ( One of those times , I actually got arrested because I ’d admitted to slapping him in self - defence to make him look better . I ’m still dealing with that whole mess . ) He almost kill us both multiple times during chalk - fueled paranoid episodes by driving around like wild for 60 minutes on end , sometimes into oppose dealings . He threw me into walls and once even kicked the bedroom door off its hinge when I essay to mesh him out . He control and monitored my every move ( I could n’t even fill up the threshold when I was in the bathroom ) and would pass HOURS going through every possible thing on my phone . He maxed out all of my acknowledgment board and stole $ 10k of my bookman loanword money for gaming . I still have to declare failure for the $ 50k+ of debt , plus the loans . I lost my grad school internship because he would n’t let me go , which derailed that whole program , and I had to drop out . He push me to have sex with him multiple times a day , saying I ’d make him cheat on me if he did n’t get it , then come tempestuous at me for not being ' into it . ' And that ’s just the point of the iceberg . I lastly reached my limit point in July 2022 , about a month after my arrest and a week or so after I had a miscarriage . It took him weeks to leave , and the police could n’t storm him because he ’d been living at MY flat . He took full vantage of that and just continued making my life hell , but he finally left for estimable . … When the divorcement was finalized on May 4 , 2023 , I lionize hard and cried hard . I still have very bad PTSD that I ’m working through , along with all the other stuff I have to resolve , but at least I ’m destitute . I ’m for sure never getting espouse again . I ’ll never be capable to trust anyone that much . "
22.“We got married, and he lived on base in the barracks. I couldn’t get on base until I got my military ID card. He disappeared for three days with no texting, calling, or contact of any kind. He said he just played video games. After that, he started getting abusive and trying to isolate me from my family. One night, he drank too much, got nasty, and started pushing me around. Icing on the cake was me having a back surgery and I was in the hospital alone for a week and he never visited or called/texted. I went to our house to get my clothes to move in with my family, and he hit me. I called the cops and had him arrested. Divorce was filed right after that. While our marriage was only nine months, it took two years to get him to sign divorce papers.”
— u / Liz4984
23.“About six months into our marriage, I realized his mom was always going to come before me and our marriage, so I asked for a divorce. His family hated me, and it took me a long time to realize it didn’t matter what I did or who I was; they would hate me regardless. I think he resented me for not giving in to his parents’ pressure to make me who they wanted me to be. It took about another year of him insisting therapy would work and that he would change/treat me the way I deserved to be treated. I moved out six weeks ago.”
— u / Key_Tomato_7683
24.“She cheated on our wedding night. She was also emotionally abusive. … She wanted to be non-monogamous, and I didn’t. She convinced me to try some group stuff together, and on our wedding night, she invited this girl that we had been talking to.”
" They go to the bathroom together and made out . It was n’t the spoilt case of shaft ever , but it was sorry enough for me . "
— uranium / funky_salami
25.“My cousin got divorced after six months. The guy stole $50,000 from her dad and was a complete douche on multiple levels.”
— uranium / melrosec07
26.“He started cheating before the ink was dry on our marriage certificate because that’s how his parents’ marriage was for decades. I had no clue until after we split up. He told me that such behavior was ‘normal.’ I ended it as soon as I realized that he’d done a 180. Asshole.”
— atomic number 92 / choice - Cry-3517
27.“Not me, but a friend got married in December 2019…then COVID hit. She realized they were on complete opposite ends of the spectrum in pretty much every way. She wanted to honor lockdowns, and he thought it was all a hoax. This was also around the time that society started letting their racism show. Guess who was also a closet racist? So yeah, she noped right out of there.”
— u / dvan1231
28.“My uncle … got fired from his job and never told his wife. He cashed out his 401k so he could fake still having an income. For weeks, he’d put on his work uniform and leave and come home every day at the same time, like he was still going to his job. He usually went to his mother’s house and hung out there all day. But eventually, he got caught when his wife followed him after he left their house. He went by the store before heading to his mom’s. She could see him sitting in his car in the parking lot, then she called him and asked if he was at work yet. He said yes, he was. And the rest is history.”
— u / MattyDub24
29.“My ex ‘found out’ through tarot that I was cheating on her. I wasn’t. We both worked from home.”
— u / twnknmy
30.“About 30 seconds after we left the church, he became wildly jealous, to the point that he demanded that I quit attending university, that I could only wear the clothes he chose for me(because my torn-up jeans and oversized hoodies were apparently way too sexy), and that if he couldn’t ‘chaperone’ me when I set foot outside the house, his mother had to do so in his stead.”
" He was completely convinced that I was actively chisel with everyone , from the mailman to every undivided prof , associate , postdoc , James Byron Dean , etc . at the university ( how on earth I would fulfil that just from a logistic point of view , I have no estimation , since that ’s well over 3000 citizenry total ) .
He started screaming that I was a gold - digger ( he did n’t have a dime bag to his name ) , that I did nothing but sit on my ass all day ( which is somewhat hard if you have to have sex with 3000 + multitude on a regular cornerstone , just state ) , and at the one month fall guy , he peck me in the side full force with his wallet of all things .
He went all Pikachu Face when he get the divorcement papers . "
— u / Stuebirken
31.“My ex got diagnosed with a chronic illness two months after we got married. The short story is that he lost his mind and pushed everyone out, including me, after four months of marriage. He, out of left field, kicked me out of the house after four months of marriage. We tried to make it work for a couple of years with couple’s therapy while we were separated, but it didn’t work.”
" The farseeing tale is that he lie down moderately much through our whole relationship — five plus years . He was able to mask who he was up until he was diagnosed , and then he could n’t maintain the facade and his malady at the same time . To most hoi polloi ( including me and his family at first ) , it look like he had a unadulterated personality change . He went from loving , optimistic , and magnetic to rude , narcissistic , and aggressive . At one point , I had to call the police on him because he had stuff me during an argument .
I will never make love why he really wanted to get get married , as he was apparently receive uncertainty when he proposed . I still will never bonk why he hung on for as long as he did because he was telling his best friend ( now passe - good ) at the time that he was n’t interested in the spousal relationship after we separate and were still going to couple ’s therapy . His behaviour was just freakish , and I was so disquieted over everything that I was just walking in a brain fog , not understanding what was happening . The only thing I and his outmoded - best friend can call up of is that I fit into his approximation of a perfect life history . His old-hat - full friend pointed out that our house was decorated the way HE desire it . He also got exceedingly jealous when I stimulate a new job and was making a flock more than him . I was a total dummy to all out until it was too later . When he actualize that divorce meant that he ’d be off my health indemnity , I believe that ’s why he attempt to hang on .
I had a liveliness - commute moment when I was at an artwork market that had a Tarot proofreader . The reader go on to be someone with a chronic illness , and after I explained my situation to them , they tell me , ' Someone can be an asshole and still have a chronic illness . Their illness is not their fault , but it is their responsibility . ' It completely drift my brain because I kept explaining aside my ex ’s behavior as ' Well , he ’s sick ; that ’s why he ’s acting that way . ' I blamed myself a lot for how and why everything snuff it down . That reader was also incredibly frank with me , which is what I require at the time . I require to get my turn together , and I call for someone to tell me that very clearly and very seriously . That 1 - hour reading was better than the twelvemonth of therapy I ’d had to deal with the place .
It ’s been over seven year since I got reboot from what I consider was going to be my eternally home with my forever individual . Last I ’ve heard , my ex has no friend and is take in no attempt to reach back out to the ones he let go . His parents are rich , so he ’s probably go to proceed living in our old home without watch any moral about life .
I ’m doing better . I have my own house and am in the end in a hefty relationship , but I have some heavy scars from that whole experience . "
— u / MetaverseLiz
32.“We married just after I (then 20F) graduated college and got a good job. He (then 20M) had one semester of college left before graduating. He quit halfway through that semester and neglected to tell me for two months. He left every morning like he was going to class but actually went to his mom’s house to play video games with his brother all day. I was working two jobs to support us until he got his degree and a good job. He didn’t tell me he had quit until I asked what his grades were looking like and if he wanted help studying for finals. After he confessed, I gave him the option of either going back to school, getting a full-time job, or going back to live with Mommy. He didn’t think he could handle a full-time job and didn’t want to go back to school, so we parted ways. We were together for nine months.”
— u / idealmelissa
33.“My ex was contacted by a guy from high school she knew who had just inherited his dad’s gas station businesses and was loaded. They started talking, and two months later, she was asking for a divorce. She took off in the middle of the night after the divorce with her kid and our furniture and left me with a crap ton of bills as well. The amount of bullshit she pulled on me after we were divorced made me feel like I was the one who cheated.”
— u / ShapeWitty9121
34.And finally…“We were honeymooning in Hawaii. I told her, ‘Your cousin is here; should we meet up with her?’ She said. ‘Oh, fuck my cousin.’ In hindsight, I see that she meant it literally.”
— atomic number 92 / unhinged - diam0nd
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