A bunch of you are in for a nonaged aliveness altering surprisal .

The world is once again waking up and learning thatReese Witherspoonisn’t actually named Reese Witherspoon.

Yep, her real name isn’t Reese.

TheElectionactor recently sat down withNicole Kidmanfor an interview with Vanity Fair, and one TikTok has gone super viral.

Here’s the clip:

Paging LauraDern … #biglittlelies#reesewitherspoon#nicolekidman#biglittleliesseason3#expats#themorningshow

In the convo, Nicole asks “Reese” why she callsLaura Dern, “Dern:” “I hate how you call her Dern, though,” Nicole says.

“You know why I call her Dern, [it’s] because my name is Laura, and her name is Laura, and it’s confusing to me,” Reese replies.

“My real name is Laura Jeanne and it’s confusing to me. So that’s why I call her Dern because we both can’t be Laura.”

So, there you have it: Reese’s real name is Laura Jeanne.

Do what you want with that information.

Reese Witherspoon speaks at a podium on stage wearing a sleeveless black dress. The podium is labeled with "AFI."

Reese Witherspoon on the red carpet, wearing a sleeveless, deep V-neck black dress, with straight hair and statement earrings

Screenshot of two Instagram comments. Anj: "Wait…her name is what?!" Salma: "her name is WHATTT?!"

Nicole Kidman with shoulder-length wavy hair, wearing a black top, looking down thoughtfully

Reese Witherspoon sitting on a couch, wearing a blazer and skirt, gesturing while speaking in an interview setting. Timer reads 00:28/01:28

Reese Witherspoon sitting on a couch, gesturing with her hand, wearing a blazer and skirt. The screen shows a paused video at 0:25/01:28 with "Find related content" text

Comments with usernames @thephilosopherspinster and user7952258341903 expressing surprise about someone named Laura

A comment from Lauren Ashley saying, "This is new information for me," followed by a surprised face emoji. Posted 16 hours ago