Do n’t just get even … get subaltern .

Join me, if you will, as we travel through some of the all-time pettiest moments in human history. Take for example…

1.The chips moment:

2.The dryer moment:

3.The stolen package moment:

4.The boat moment:

5.The penny moment:

6.The Netflix moment:

7.The parking moment:

8.The coloring book moment:

9.The haunting moment:

10.The old person moment:

11.The election moment:

12.The argument moment:

13.The care package moment:

14.The soccer moment:

15.The sewing machine moment:

16.The biblical moment:

17.The doctor moment:

18.The Tina moment:

Do you have a Tina in your life? Share this post with them and let them know you need a damn break.

19.The recipe moment:

20.The insurance moment:

21.The cheating moment:

22.The lunch thief moment:

23.The Sharpie moment:

24.The cutlery moment:

25.The dishwasher moment:

26.The cereal moment:

27.The skipping moment:

28.The Dodgers moment:

29.The army moment:

30.The breakup moving-out moment:

31.The Rich moment:

32.The dinner moment:

33.The wall moment:

34.The tailgate moment:

35.The Dylan moment:

36.The horn moment:

37.The homework moment:

38.The quitting moment:

39.The ex moment:

40.The roommate moment:

41.The something moment:

42.The funny joke moment:

43.The grave moment:

44.The final grades moment:

45.And the Doug moment:

It recounts a story of a friend using her husband's rare coin collection to buy snacks after discovering his infidelity

Text image: "To the person that left her clothes in the dryer all day, I did not take your stuff out. I paid for multiple cycles on high heat. Enjoy the shrunk clothes."

Twitter post by user "greg" with a life hack about replacing a cat's litter box with an Amazon box to have it stolen. Includes photo of an Amazon box at a doorstep

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A tweet by user desire recounting how her brother paid for a towed truck with all pennies, causing the people at the bank to call the police

person signs out of netflix so their ex cant watch a show

passive aggressive chalk lines around a poorly parked car

coloring book and sign on someone's windshield saying the book will help them stay inside lines

A person who stole the remote from their partner and convinced them it shuts off because of ghouls and ghosts

Facebook post from Legacy Ridge describing an incident where an elderly person paid for a rude young lady's order at McDonald's. Emoji reactions shown below

person brags about an election win years later

A person who took off their glasses in the midst of an argument because they did not want to see the other person

A mom sends trash to a kid who did not take it out

kid upsets an old lady

Bev describes sewing shut the fly on her step-dad's cotton boxer shorts as a teenager for fun

sign reaming someone out for blocking a driveway

A tweet about a kid pointing at a doctor's clock because they made them late

Sign reads: "The cafe will be closed from the 27th of August reopening the 3rd of September. I am having A f***ing Break from Tina."

A tweet about a grandma leaving out pages of a recipe book on purpose

person puts a sticker saying who hurt their car

A tweet reading, "My boyfriend cheated on me so I convinced him to get matching tattoos…he went first and I went home"

fridge labeled not debbies

person who goes to great lengths to save a black sharpie

Someone freezes cutlery because their flatmate pissed them off

A person who poured water in front of a dishwasher to make their husband think it was broken

A person who took the marshmallows out of a cereal box because their child was rude

A person who skips episodes to mess up someone's Netflix

person loses a bet and pays in pennies

A person who had to carry a potted plant because they asked too many questions and were wasting oxygen

A person who stole the handle on a nightstand after moving out

sign reading everyone can have ice cream except rich

A person who gives their partner a bowl of papers that read IDK because their partner does not know what they wish to have for dinner

A person who punches a hole in their cousin's wall because they did it to them when they were young

A tweet about purposely slowing down when someone tailgates

A sign reads, "Dear kitchen team, could you please flush the toilet. Thank you." A note with more text is partially visible below

A person beeping a horn using an app to annoy someone

A person named Ethan telling everyone to set an alarm

A tweet that says someone's coworker looked at their manager and walked out of the fire exit, causing the alarms to go off

A person who pretends to forget the name of their ex

A person whose roommate only throws out half the trash, their half

A blank bulletin board displays a single paper labeled "Something." Caption reads: "I guess some spiteful employee was told to put something on the board at the gym haha."

A tweet by PieGuy describing a revenge plan that involves catfishing someone who commented "not funny" on a tweet in 2019

Tweet by esi about how her grandmother bought a cemetery plot but decided not to be buried there because she didn't like the other people buried there

Tweet expressing shock about a high school grade miscalculation discovered seven years later, resulting in diploma rescind

sign reading danger due to doug's decisions