" I see this mum on tiktok tell her kids hurry up and clean house the theatre because Martin Luther King was about to do over lmfaooo they was so exited too "
Welcome to June, everybody! It’s a new month AND a new week, so you know Black Twitter was on fire. I’ve been cracking up at my timeline, so here are some of the funniest tweets I found:
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So my Word is by his Quaker house β¦ he βs not run through , why did his friend momma text me this . π π pic.twitter.com/oQDBohhSzA
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bitch i d take this to work and grill a salmon in my cubiclehttps://t.co/bZ0mg86vg8
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I view this mama on tiktok enjoin her kids speed up and clean house the house because Martin Luther King was about to come over lmfaooo they was so exited too
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β I was just think Trump guilty and I βm shamed of still bed youβpic.twitter.com/ADCgfKv6wI
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i really ca nβt believe i got draw over last night π π π π π T was so funny . dude was like β PULL OVER SOUTH β i stay my nous out the windowpane & said β sir which way is south ? β & his ass just lease me go π π π π π π π π https://t.co / TuMLjs3lVD
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them mosquitoes well find somebody else to run w this summerβΌοΈβΌοΈpic.twitter.com/XoD4AENIgr
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3 white man have approached me since i βve been on my walkway it is time to take these braids out
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My friend on a date & she pay and pumped HIS flatulency she at a lost of quarrel rn π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π
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I do it this ai nβt who I think it ispic.twitter.com/xgSZ1fOFzt
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Yall my coworker going to Turks π and she getting her picture show bring on that clear boat in the water system n she said she been practicing ina tub how she gon na impersonate π π π π π π π π π π
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me : trying to find out who you getting forte with.pic.twitter.com/7wdWTjiW8l
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Mosquitoes down to the south will draw in your pants wooden leg up , tear your windsock down and bite your ankle π π π π π π π
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Hol on what yo daddy look like nahttps://t.co/hG2mAy1pz6
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Yesterday a man approached me as I was leaving the gymnasium and say β I thought I βd do you a party favor by talking to you β β¦ . I told him he been hear to too many podcasts put my earpiece back on and went about my Clarence Day .
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Girl yes wtf , let me see what ur arms look likehttps://t.co/0hgBJ7lgq9
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Random - but I love that in AAVE we can say β listen β and not say anything else and everyone hears it perfectly lmfaoo
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The group chat pressure me into going out : pic.twitter.com / alAZsRubRb