" it should not be this unvoiced to cancel a planet fittingness rank . I ’m link a new gym so I need to cancel and the dame at the front desk said ' and if i do n’t set off it , what are you gunna do about it ? ' ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? "
I love nothing more than taking a good ol' scroll through Black Twitter because I know I’ll be cackling for days. So, here are the funniest Black tweets I could find from this week. Enjoy!
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brassiere no way my mum used ai to see what my brother looked like in da time to come … n made it her wallpaperpic.twitter.com/SZNe0APquS
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Omm@McDonaldscount y’ all mfkn dayspic.twitter.com/jL34ozORRc
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I ’m finna ordering this & put it on side of my house since my kids wanna keep wasting water bottles and running in & out my house 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 pic.twitter.com/WRRCQSCTOD
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it should not be this hard to cancel a planet fitness rank . I ’m joining a fresh gym so I wanted to scrub and the lady at the front desk said“and if i do n’t cancel it , what are you gunna do about it?”?????????pic.twitter.com / ZLgDpJgBbS
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They arguingpic.twitter.com/Mbah0niJQW
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this lady tammat she charge 400 for alicia keys braid squawk alicia easily come perform for me
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my dog be barking like he got his $ 75 for pet split
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at a juneteenth parade / block party in production line for deep-fried fish and this grandma sees that they were frying glacial Pisces , audibly gasped , and then turned around to the entire personal line of credit and announced that they sell frozen Pisces the Fishes and took her and her grandkids out of logical argument
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the sink is CLOSEDpic.twitter.com/XECFWxhuIa
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break wind so loud in the Dmv they in here talm bout let him go next fa he shop
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when i link up with my friends for luncheon during the week i feel like i ’m on real housewives of atlanta 😂 😂
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walk by this girl at the museum yesterday and she articulate “ hey twinnn ” cuz our outfits were similar . Saw her at another party later in the privy and we were like “ twinnn where have u been ” and hugged and laughed and went our separate ways 😂 😂 Bob Hope she got home safe.pic.twitter.com/Sa7GFGFk2 T
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White citizenry will name their domestic dog Bradley and have 2 nipper named Rocket and Buddy
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HE amaze BACK WITH HER 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 https://t.co/w1Vw3auYof
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Cynthia if she were to own a parking garage#rhoapic.twitter.com / CKoN31FSWO
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so much upright medicine just dropped valet it ’s release navidad fr fr
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When you arguing with your woman and she start out making valid pointspic.twitter.com/vZkj3WfC5X
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I do n’t do no baby talk . I talk to kids likeBernie Mac talked to Jordan 😭 😭
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A bunch of White River screaming they not like us on Juneteenth omg my stomach hurtinghttps://t.co/Uv78PYSlbQ
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Bitches be like “ ik my car we in force ” now we on the side of the superhighway .
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one affair about spongebob towns people they was ready to carouse at any point
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Everyone else : “ I ’m off tomorrow . ”Black multitude : “ Today is my Friday . ”
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it ’s too hot for every coif finna just get a temp fade
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love rih down but why would she launch her hair’s-breadth line in that hey barbara it ’s shirley wig 😭
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She ’s Black with light-haired hair imma name her Mary Jhttps://t.co/IaRUy5GxmK
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