" you just ca n’t alter multiple clientele documents any longer due to woke " — @hannahgais
May’s politics were so chaotic there were almost too many funny tweets to fit into this list. I did my best to narrow it down, and I hope you laugh as hard as I did. Oh, and don’t forget the most important thing!
“ Get your Gyatt to the polls and Rizz up that Skibidi Ballot!”pic.twitter.com / BIOmTWzqRu
Now, let’s get into it:
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" This edible ai n’t shit"45 second later : pic.twitter.com / m2skWZfwyc
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BLEACH BLONDEBAD BUILTBUTCH BODYpic.twitter.com/EiNuqoEyeA
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OMG , the byline of this clause has me shout 🤣 🤣 🤣 pic.twitter.com/i2VNMR5oc2
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BREAKING : Melania spotted after the guilty#verdict.#TrumpTrialThursdaypic.twitter.com / nvWCYwzPoi
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you just ca n’t falsify multiple business enterprise documents anymore due to woke
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Wine moms across the nation have begun their corporate “ Guilty ! ” texting spree to mob group chatspic.twitter.com/VZh2RKSNP2
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Orange is the New Orange 🍊
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Okay , who made this ? 🤣 pic.twitter.com/ZGVIrpxNIw
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😂 😂 😂 pic.twitter.com/QxwL0JotdV
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Damn we ’re about to have the first fully remote president
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This well have me laughing like her after i ’m donehttps://t.co/BnI257D3Dj
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crazy ass fitpic.twitter.com/XNWZje84AW
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oh my god they ’re boot himpic.twitter.com/6M652VgxzD
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this is like something from parkland and rechttps://t.co/PSh1pGbbVS
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look like the Arizona DOT up in Flagstaff is shed shade at South Dakota@uNoClimbGorillapic.twitter.com/oKLhUUHQaq
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it ’s gon na be a joe biden summertime ( eating frosting ointment and forgetting where I am )
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Wait…pic.twitter.com/RiP6bEkoSb
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- jennifer coolidge voice * I need pupil debt relief real bad
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Then it does n’t make horse sense for you to keep taking it out my check now does ithttps://t.co/kLwbQPSFAcpic.twitter.com/R2uM34Uef3
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https://t.co/AHHqovhUygpic.twitter.com/ef7RVre1gC
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😭 pic.twitter.com/7DitV9Xj2z
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Is there REALLY no other presidential candidate available ? Did they see the back ? ? ?
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If I get off you this just live I make out you got dragged but I could n’t laugh because you ’ll take me to HR 😂 pic.twitter.com/Tt78FwyoDO
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imagine getting ratatouille’d by a louse and being like “ I ’m survive to run for president”https://t.co / jylI7pmAsr
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Kristi Noem : I can not believe i was stupid enough to tell hoi polloi i murder a pup . What an unstrained erroneous belief . RFK Jnr : prevail my dead mentality worm .
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They ’re dress like they ’re all variants of each other from across the multiversehttps://t.co/WXB8BxHBcO
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oh no a THIRD provocative flag has been seen at Alito ’s residencepic.twitter.com/FfJ020LiVp
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how it ’s going to feel vomit up my fuck hind end ballot this yearpic.twitter.com/Jw3V0NPbrN
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I ca n’t cease laughingpic.twitter.com/brEAakqokv
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Not congress flex into Baddies last night 😭 😭 pic.twitter.com/8xgag9tfrd
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babe awake up , new unprecedented times
