" My man was hold a two-piece picture show of me yesterday and read suck in your stomach and I — like thank u for the direction but ? ? ? "
Hi everyone, and welcome back to the funniest series on BuzzFeed — the weekly Black Twitter roundup. This week’s jokes were nothing short of hilarious, so let’s dive right into the laughs:
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It ’s 7 atomic number 61 Friday ☀ ️pic.twitter.com/Ea3PYJdEBk
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Kendrick picked 2 holiday to beat his ass on , the fatal one and the white one 🤣 🤣 https://t.co/Kv6tfwraLn
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😂 😂 😂 pic.twitter.com/hSDBZ2uiXG
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I saw Method Man last night . He was trying to be lowkey but I immediately knew it was him . We locked middle and I literally was likepic.twitter.com/oDRqeanE2 triiodothyronine
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My aunty got a scammed on Facebook I ’m so lamentable for her but why tf would Denzel Washington be asking you for money 😭 😭 😭
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My human race was taking a two-piece picture of me yesterday and said suck in your stomach and I — like thank u for the commission but ? ? ?
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Black people never put their Water up , 24 pack always on the floor by the kitchen 😅 😂
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it ’s been raining intemperately here since 5 am , but my baby comrade is hell - crumpled on going to school because it ’s his turn to write the names of noise Maker today 😭
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My mom ’s name is Sithulisile NgwenyaTell me why these blank the great unwashed google translated her name now Si want to sue them 😂 😂 😂 😭 pic.twitter.com/FONYI3C4w5
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next inside out moving picture riley gottaget eminent i wanna see if the emotions gon tweak
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omg my lil sister just got a whooping and told my mom “ that do nt ache ” 😭 😭 😭
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my grandma house haunted all i keep hearing is “ baddie baddie shot o clock “ 🤦 🏽 ♀ ️ 🤦 🏽 ♀ ️pic.twitter.com / hrsLlmQL9a
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We fukced up out here Mohttps://t.co/jcVS35knr3
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i jus b @ wrk thinkin like damn dese folkz do nt even kno i make dirty money fr
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i be in ubers lie like a medium frequency just for the plot i was read my momma her suitcase he like oh you leave town i was like yes & prove to keep it precious he ask for ? i said i m going to paris to help fight for equivalence for plus sizing women in the fashion industry 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀
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Me as an Inside Out emotion : pic.twitter.com / EEq7K0FoQu
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The drive home after you get your hair done be so unsafe . I done hit 3 curbs and 2 dogs . Idc . My story require to see ts in 4 K
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It ’s been 95 degree ever since glorilla said that tinker’s damn 😭
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i made my full cousin “ pho ” ( it was nasty as shtup ) & he talm tear “ this not pho this roll in the hay outta here ” 😭
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America been a gripe all yr and recall somebody comin to her birthday????Absolutely not Sis .
