Like Kendrick said : Freaky a * * Riley B King need to stay they a * * inside .
This is King Edward VII.
He was the son of Queen Victoria — namesake of the Victorian Era — and the great-grandfather of the recently departed Queen Elizabeth II.
He was also sofreak nastythat our boy was nicknamed “Edward the Caresser.”
Yes , according toEdward VII : The Prince of Wales and the Women He eff , a book by historiographer and diary keeper Catharine Arnold , Edward had a note of sex worker , socialite , actress , and patrician knocking at his sleeping accommodation .
And he was so audacious with his open display of affectionateness for these adult female thathe designated a church bench at his enthronization for " the King ’s extra ladies,“USA Todayreports .
His wife, Queen Alexandra, knew of his affairs and showed kindness toward the women she shared Edward with, evenallowing his mistress, Alice Keppel, to visit Edward on his deathbed.
The man’s sex life was scandalous, to say the least, and if that’s not enough horny history for you, then allow me to introduce you to a part of Edward’s legacy that recently entranced nearly 18 million viewers when avideoof one of his prized possessions went viral: hissiège d’amour.
AKA: HIS LOVE CHAIR.
It was specifically designed for King Edward’sinterestin having sex with two women at once. One on the top…
…and one on the bottom.
If you’re confused about how it works, allow these stick figures to illustrate. Example one:
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The options are truly endless, and upon learning about the chair, people online were shocked.
“BABY HE WAS KANKYYYY,” one person said in response.
“I DIDMT EVEN TEALIZE THE PERSON ON THE BOTTOM,” another added before they were able to see my illustrious stick figures.
Some suggested the chair showed an attentive side of the king. “Okay but he made sure the ladies were comfy 🤣🤣🤣 They had themselves a time!!”
And admired his appreciation for detail. “The heel support for the feet so bro doesn’t slip.”
King Edward VII was truly in his Christian Grey era.
So yeah! There’s your horny history of the day ya nasties.
If you ’d lke to see the chair in person , two replicas have been made . One is located in the Sex Machines Museum in Prague and another ina New Orleans antique shop anticipate M.S. Rau .
