" there ’s something deeply wrong with me but some of the good green goods is in time of year rn so i do n’t really manage about that"—@lethalrejection

IDK about you, but with everything currently going on, I’m not having a very good time and certainly am not feeling veryBrat.

" brat summer " i say as i cry over everything

Luckily, I (we) still have the funniest tweets by women this past week. Make sure to follow these funny ladies on Twitter!

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just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I ’m in some blooming mathematics trouble

2.

( flirting ) so what ’s your favorite soup

3.

The 1700s popped off with “ You draw a blank yourself ” it ’s such a polite and swish elbow room of assure someone to back it up beef cause ur not the one uranium ai nt no diva

4.

I ’m just a miss with ADHDstanding in front of a different little girl with ADHDtelling you to put that expensive day planner back

5.

Sure sexual practice is neat but have you ever delivered a absolutely time “ well , well , well ”

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Every time someone has a 5 + day Jeopardy ! run I think about the tenseness of getting a new magic picayune anecdote for each of your interviews . My life has give me the textile to last three days , tops .

7.

Ovulation be attempt to trick me but I am untrickable

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there ’s something deeply amiss with me but some of the just produce is in season rn so i do n’t really care about that

9.

My pa require my mammy for an experience or else of a gift for his birthday so she booked him a colonoscopy

10.

never sounded more Irish Catholic than today when I vocalized out loud my impression that take tune conditioning was something I needed to make through enduring hardship ( no air conditioning ) first

11.

my sex tape is just me saying “ shag that ’s well ” as i sip my coffee tree .

12.

i ’m doing fine except for the anxiety and stomach ache and back pain . yknow the common

13.

People will be like " have a bun in the oven with me " and they do n’t even have a bear with them 🤨 🙄

14.

ik alimentary paste be scared to see me coming .

15.

we persist at an air bnb with the most perfect pillow . a revelation . absolutely firm but soft . my cervix stopped hurting . so I wrote down the brand and item number from the tag and looked it up and they ’re the same pillow we have at home

16.

Stardew Valley is NOT a cozy game . I have 46 farm beast and they are All brainsick At Me

17.

absolutely nothing aphrodisiacal than a serviceman interlock tf in for trivia night

18.

sean but it ’s curt for parmesean tall mallow

19.

I no longer wish to know what ’s go to happen . I prefer to be screw over the point with a great mallet

20.

look for a 3 chamber house with pool for $ 12

21.

Owl City had dead no business personify FireFlies like that

22.

me gaze at the jam on your plate marvel if I could have itpic.twitter.com/7NQ4HyV9Sg

23.

Devastating to realise that the way to eat up work you do n’t want to do is to just sit down and do it and then it will be done .

24.

I bonk when stylish girls have a child and stay stylish . Do n’t permit that bald headed baby steal your horniness .

25.

haunt with the woman in my yoga course of instruction who paid for 60 minutes and set motionless on the floor the entire time

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what ’s half-baked is my kids are gon na be like " momma what was it similar to be alive for the pandemic and the storming of the Capitol Building and the assay assassination " and i m gon na just have to be like " well son i just got gamy and went to work "

27.

adults enjoy to tell me i ’d make a great attorney one solar day when i was a Thomas Kid which i realize now was their way of call me a cunt

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