swimwear shopping is the absolute WORST .

Ah. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and for some of us, that means it’s time to subject ourselves to the demented experience of shopping for a new bathing suit.

I think we can all agree that swimsuit shopping is the Absolute Worst™, and these tweets capture it perfectly.

go swimsuit shopping todaypic.twitter.com/jiv78VMYTE

went two-piece shopping today so if you see me sob you ’ll sympathize

Swimsuit shopping is gon na be my 13th reason I venerate

For starters, the experience itself can be pretty miserable.

I hate shop at for swimsuits because why do they only have s / m / l type size and no cupful size bring up anywhere ? ?

The sizing makes zero sense.

target swimming costume size is a lesson in gaslighting lol

And most brands have a lot of anti-fat bias and aren’t size-inclusive at all.

Just been looking at Bikini for Thailand and it ’s so pestering that the crowing top are n’t as gracious as the smaller sizes . It really weave me up . Also … why are they more expensive!That ’s my bikini top rant over with for the even 😂 👙

me , on-line shopping for a swimsuit : " plus size one slice bathing suit"the internet : oh you want a swim clothes ? ? certainly you re ashamed of your body , you want a shapeless garment that comes down to your knee joint ? you re looking for an ugly fuckin spandex skirt fatty ? ? ? fuck you

Yo , being plus sized and essay to find a swimming costume that ’s sexy , on trend , AND low-priced is pretty much unimaginable

And it’s not like buying a swimsuit is an inexpensive endeavor. I feel like I inevitably end up spending a small fortune on such a measly amount of fabric.

bathing suit shopping is nerveless because it ’s so wicked but also so expensive

Why are bikinis so fucking expensive , it ’s hardly one hankerchief equivalent cloth

fast believer that bikinis should n’t be anything over 30 hard currency . it ’s literally 3 firearm of textile and some string idc

And sometimes, you can’t even try them on, or you have to get real creative.

A quite a little of inside out bathing suit of clothes can be found by the rotisserie chickens because I could n’t retrieve a dressing room at Costco .

And after all of that effort, many of us don’t even feel particularly comfortable walking around in our polyester money pits.

Trying to hazard wearing a bathing suit in public is comfortable like : pic.twitter.com / GsuHYY4H2R

Can we all take a moment to mutually consort that bring your dress off that ’s covering your bathing cause when you ’re about to go swim is one of the most inapt things in life

how i feel in my underclothing and bra : 😻 😻 😩 ✨ 🙌 🙌 how i feel in a bathing suit : 🤮 🤮

It can be a full-on rollercoaster.

My new washup causa came in and I do n’t know how I feel about it . I ’m pluck between feel like a hot ass kick and feeling flat up bleh 😂 😭

And after all of this, you’re still going to end up with sand in your cooch, anyway.

Would you like to pose in a public oven with some sand in your vagina ? The one drawback is you have to be in your underwear.- honest beach invites

Sharon stop scream at me for taking off my bathing suit in your yard!I just amaze back from the beach and count at how I ’m occupy the sandpile . Your husband keeps thanking me . Gosh !

Or you’ll find yourself competing in the Olympic sport of getting a wet swimsuit on your body.

Me after put on a wet bathing suitpic.twitter.com/J5JlQaH9p6

Personally, these alternatives sound pretty good to me.

I do n’t want a beach eubstance I want to be an quondam peeress in a clean gown haunting a Victorian mansion

I fantasy about living during the Renaissance , where instead of going bathing costume shop in my 30 I could just be dead

But let’s not forget to celebrate the small wins.

i went swimsuit shopping and only cried once 👍 great success

Tonight was the first swimming of the summertime for me . It was really overnice to take a dip . It ALMOST made up for the horrors of swimsuit shopping . 😱

Regardless of the pains, I hope everyone wears whatever they want this summer. Every body is a beach body and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

Bikini shopping calls for tequila shots .