" I am actually so sorry but I recollect all twenty-four hours that Jay Slater was a character from Eastenders . I keep open thinking god there must be a big plot line go on atm "
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barry looks like he ’s about to do the rhumba on strictly ( complimentary)https://t.co / DRW1ljKASu
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It ’s skillful to hear the enlarged prostate ’s side of the tale for oncehttps://t.co/jy3qCC64vo
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Center Parcs locking force ppl to stay inside their cabin when the Queen diedhttps://t.co/tTpXqcYQCz
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" What ’s the charge ? ! Eating a toddler ? ! A succulent Scottish toddler?!“https://t.co / rxHX8ijFLbpic.twitter.com / ltN1kVsfnA
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Primark are getting quick for Bianca ’s return to EastEnderspic.twitter.com/IweZS9Uom3
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the PE department at the school promenade : https://t.co / Ps1d77QHD5
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these were my Stanley cuppic.twitter.com/IFH64XxHSz
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Sold one of my leopard photographic print coats on Vinted . Never feel more shamefaced in my life 😂 😂 😂 pic.twitter.com/uGL5JJ8lfm
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A short news report about a packet of prawn cocktail crispspic.twitter.com/jYKlPMjBrq
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Imagine conscription happened and you ended up serving in the same whole as Ant McPartlin
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me thinking about gandalfpic.twitter.com/aRwWMXlVdG
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Sounds like a couple who ’ve drop a line a letter to the Telegraph about how they can only go skiing once a twelvemonth because schooling fee have gone uppic.twitter.com/mtcmO6oONJ
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Lads after using thishttps://t.co/DUeczOy7ACpic.twitter.com/c4E0nyK06r
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Did a brute write thishttps://t.co/6JVdcPmhSq
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‘ I hope this email does n’t get hold you dead’https://t.co/2F7ACiA1kt
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‘ I depend you £ 1000 you ’ll never own a house.’pic.twitter.com/QpWTS9VCoP
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Sent a jocularity to my workplace compaction over Teams and I hear her audibly express mirth from her desk . This is what cocain feels like .
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Deloitte consultanthttps://t.co/IJyFpI2WyZ
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fucking hate living in york sometimes man how do i explain to my manager that i ’m late bc i got caught up in a viking struggle re - enactment
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Changing at Highbury and Islington from the Victoria line to the Men ’s Mental Health line
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Divorced lineBeheaded lineDied lineDivorced lineBeheaded lineSurvived linehttps://t.co/0pqgI0pPeh
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Lorraine Kelly : https://t.co / Hc19hjc9v6
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Who sign up off on that namehttps://t.co/vhk4lChnpv
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Why does the Rock calculate like he ’s playing Gregg Wallace in a biopic?pic.twitter.com / mwq67DLhSL
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mum and dad walking into parent eventide together like they were n’t just threatening to get a divorce in the carhttps://t.co/invT2GbhK0
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💔 🥹https://t.co / iNKv2sOeZUpic.twitter.com / XQW1FQ3zQl
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Of naturally I ’m intimate with The Tortured Poets Department!pic.twitter.com / L6kP8mEKzc
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When you ’ve to endorse the Tory mayoral candidate at 10 and have Judo at 3https://t.co/AHHw3DmR04
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not incisively dog friendly if there ’s nothing for my xl roughneck to eathttps://t.co/TZodYB6F6 g
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What is the temperature in that roompic.twitter.com/TukXuvN75n
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POV : you ’re on your deathbed and captivate a faint puff of marmalade sandwiches…https://t.co/lts6HBRBfj
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It ’s half-baked that XFactor had an over 25 class . 11 twelvemonth old me was sit around there thinking they were SO BRAVE endeavor to achieve their dreams at such an OLD AGE . Rotted .
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someone say Andrew Scott looks like Ant & Dec & now I ca n’t unsee itpic.twitter.com/0kMqyIAxOO
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for those who do n’t follow Eastenders this is like Beyoncé being arrestedhttps://t.co/mABY4GARwC
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I recall Eat Out to facilitate Out the way people recall Summer 2016https://t.co/NwFz3wncog
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If I see you with a Lenovo Thinkpad I already know you have zero work - lifespan residual .
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think when we used to devote an entire record album on Facebook to a dark out ? It would be called like “ We ’re on a boaat muthafuckas ” and it would just be 32 blurred range of a function of people you mistily knew doing Jägerbombs . We really did n’t give a ass back then , did we
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it ’s give theresa maypic.twitter.com/m3NFfVu0iT
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Used to be you could wash your spate and genus Pan right away after usage and be done with it . But you ca n’t anymore . Because of soak
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Back in your da ’s local after your 1st year off at unipic.twitter.com/CRDjM2f0EB
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Platty joobs , cozzie livs and now genny lec ? 😭 😂 as much as I complain , i make love this land and I ’m never pull up stakes 😂 😂 😂
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Lady Bridgerton taking tutelage of her 7 kid but could n’t pile up Tracy Beaker from the dumping ground ? ? ?
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Me as a young son to my father : https://t.co / R8p6QViPJe
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watch the first couple instant of this on mute and though Dave had been blown up mid-speechhttps://t.co/oLJlEjCSG5
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Big Dave Batista is starting to look like that bloke in the caravan from Goggleboxpic.twitter.com/3gdj7JQwum
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Tupperware after you put pasta in it oncepic.twitter.com/hZW3PkvMSW
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Did Brooklyn Beckham take this photohttps://t.co/iQXCdY2rA3
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Ant McPartlin eating a curry : https://t.co / at8G86rmQR
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I am actually so sorry but I thought all day that Jay Slater was a character from Eastenders . I kept thinking god there must be a big plot line going on atm
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Southgate ’s notes during the compeer have been leakedpic.twitter.com/tTHl7OOyrB
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