I ’m going to spend my free clock time tonight turning a Acinonyx jubatus mew into my ringtone .

I write a lot, and I’m on the internet quite a bit, which means I’ve learned more than my fair share offun facts. Some I forget about immediately, but others I tell to at least one person a week. Here are the ones I honestly haven’t forgotten about after learning them years ago:

1.Gwen Stefaniis older thanTed Cruz.

2.If you put a Viagra pill in a flower vase’s water, it’ll make theflowers standstraight up.

3.If you rearrange the letters inClint Eastwood, you can spell “old west action.”

4.Dogs likesqueaky toysbecause they mimic the sound of dying prey.

5.There’s an electric eel from the Tennessee Aquarium named Miguel Wattson who has a Twitter account and will tweet any time he sets off a charge.

POP POP POP ! ! !

6.While we’re talking about Twitter accounts I love, The Count fromSesame Streettweets at least once a day, just counting one tweet at a time.

Four thousand four hundred ninety seven !

7.UnrollingScotch tapefast enough can generate a charge powerful enough to take an X-ray.

8.Chef Boyardee was a real person. He was a gourmet chef who used to work at the Plaza Hotel.

9.Mothers won’t actually reject a baby bird if you touch it.

10.The movieHow the Grinch Stole Christmasis asequel.

11.Cheetahs can’t roar. They meow.

roar and purringare reciprocally exclusive , so if you could roar , you ca n’t purr ; if you could whizz , you ca n’t thunder .

12.Scientists estimate that16.2 bits of microplasticenter our airways every hour.

13.Coconut waterwas oncesuccessfully used to resuscitate a dehydrated patient by getting it intravenously.

14.Pineapple eats you back. An enzyme in it breaks down the tissue in your mouth when you eat it, which is why it’s prone to give you a canker sore.

15.Humansand giraffeshave the same amount of bones in their necks.

16.And finally,20% of childrenreport hearing voices.

A vase of pink gerbera daisies against a white background

Clint Eastwood in Western attire with a poncho and cowboy hat, squinting under the sun

White dog playing with a red and blue toy on grass

Adhesive tape in a transparent dispenser with a serrated cutting edge

Various cans of Chef Boyardee products arranged on a wooden surface with clear labels visible

Swan with cygnets resting on a nest

Animated character the Grinch with a grumpy expression

Assorted plastic granules for manufacturing

Glass of coconut water next to a halved coconut and palm leaves on a textured surface

Chopped pineapple pieces fill the frame

Giraffe sitting on grassland with clouds in the sky