I ’m going to spend my free clock time tonight turning a Acinonyx jubatus mew into my ringtone .
I write a lot, and I’m on the internet quite a bit, which means I’ve learned more than my fair share offun facts. Some I forget about immediately, but others I tell to at least one person a week. Here are the ones I honestly haven’t forgotten about after learning them years ago:
1.Gwen Stefaniis older thanTed Cruz.
2.If you put a Viagra pill in a flower vase’s water, it’ll make theflowers standstraight up.
3.If you rearrange the letters inClint Eastwood, you can spell “old west action.”
4.Dogs likesqueaky toysbecause they mimic the sound of dying prey.
5.There’s an electric eel from the Tennessee Aquarium named Miguel Wattson who has a Twitter account and will tweet any time he sets off a charge.
POP POP POP ! ! !
6.While we’re talking about Twitter accounts I love, The Count fromSesame Streettweets at least once a day, just counting one tweet at a time.
Four thousand four hundred ninety seven !
7.UnrollingScotch tapefast enough can generate a charge powerful enough to take an X-ray.
8.Chef Boyardee was a real person. He was a gourmet chef who used to work at the Plaza Hotel.
9.Mothers won’t actually reject a baby bird if you touch it.
10.The movieHow the Grinch Stole Christmasis asequel.
11.Cheetahs can’t roar. They meow.
roar and purringare reciprocally exclusive , so if you could roar , you ca n’t purr ; if you could whizz , you ca n’t thunder .