" I ’ve never opened Chat GPT . My finish is to become like one of those professors who stored their dissertation on a floppy phonograph record and still does n’t love how to mesh PowerPoint in 2024 . But with AI , you see the visual modality . "
Somehow, we’re already halfway through June! Even though we have some time until the end of the month, there have already been plenty of gems on Twitter. Here are some of the best tweets from this month so far:
And play along the account that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better !
1.
A septum piercing is n’t a festive indicator like it used to be . You got ta pierce something more random , like your eyelid or sumn
2.
Apple , if i unsend a subject matter just let it be that . the whole announcement is crazy
3.
Fcking obsessedddd with not plugging my speech sound in when I go to bed like … I ’ll charge it sometime tomorrow ♥ ️ ♥ ️
4.
i bought a new railway car shelling and it was like $ 220 and the lady friend at machine zone said “ wanna see how much it would cost if you require 99 of them ? ” and i said “ okay ” so she typed 99 in the quantity and the price expire to $ 23000 and she said “ that s how much it would be ” and i said “ okay ”
5.
My grannie ( 99 , dementia ) was at a trivia Nox in her memory care unit and they enquire “ Who sprout JFK ? ” and she state “ I did . ”
6.
british paramore be like innit fun
7.
whatever buster . i do nt even care anymorepic.twitter.com/BcrmJDI0Q5
8.
‘ lgbt ’ stand up for ‘ let ’s go buy tickets ’ because braw citizenry are always at a fucking concert
9.
10 ? you were dumbhttps://t.co/CpksGZzfGv
10.
it ’s nothing speculative than circumstantially becoming a important person at your job
11.
over 30 and slept the haywire waypic.twitter.com/Bp9QVaXVUz
12.
Just watched someone require a throuple “ which one is the boyfriend and which one is the ‘ fresh ’ one ? ” IEKSKWKSKWOW HAHAHAHAHA
13.
she sound out that ’s that me espressopic.twitter.com/ZBDuYO1r1i
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the first fanfic author to think “ what if there was only one bed?”pic.twitter.com / MXoHdVfBrN
15.
i could ’ve write hey jude , but the beatles could not have compose the email i just sent
16.
human eyes are not meant to see a bare body endure an apple lookout
17.
my bestie can not do legal injury in my eyes if she got 8 hoes I got 8 buddy in legal philosophy
18.
ignored the substantiation engine brightness level on my car for weeks and it expire away on its own i wonpic.twitter.com/HyEdOqMmXS
19.
i have a migraine and my girl do n’t give a shit she count to 100 in Spanish asking me what 86 is babygirl I ’m from Flatbush
20.
Me after spitting on it and using both handspic.twitter.com/yAYiKWsH9p
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i ’ve never opened chat gpt , my goal is to become like one of those professor who stored their dissertation on a floppy disk and still does n’t know how to run powerpoint in 2024 . but with ai . you see the vision .
23.
“ Show ME to ME , Rachel ” is actually quite profound .. show me who I am .. shrooms me would shout
24.
I-pic.twitter.com/7sVJFk0AGs
25.
adding “ lol ” to add to the tensionhttps://t.co/OqXliPnkxL
26.
Me looking at what ’s about to turn into a missed call.pic.twitter.com/tyAXkOOHZn
27.
Say what you want about OJ but that was probably the last guy in the world named Orenthal
28.
When someone require me what the Louvre ispic.twitter.com/wdyuOYqYsp
29.
perfume and no deodourant is kind of crazy … smelling like glossier you and shallot
30.
Dogs when they walk into a cemeterypic.twitter.com/jaa7wmSQU9
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32.
the fry at the schooltime i work at b like ms emily why is ur hair mussy … infant ms emily wants to d*e
33.
Being around ur parents is like damn i m emotionally traumatized but i m eat so proficient rn
34.
edible hit in the centre of the tsa line , thought i was locomote to jail
35.
Got into my Uber and he ’s goes “ ok we ’re going to brooklyn ? ” Then he goes “ OH ! Manhattan ! VERY NICE ! I go through you walk and I thought we were endure to Brooklyn . very sorry ”
36.
it ’s amusing when italian citizenry are like my family is from sicily . i do n’t give a crap man