I ’m officially convinced that old hoi polloi should be the only hoi polloi grant on the internet .

1.When grandma had the best idea for a party ever:

2.When Jeanette went on the record:

3.When Lorette tried to get some chairs:

4.When grandpa listed his prized car:

5.When Vivian shared the good news:

6.When grandma just tried to watch her stories:

7.When grandpa lent a helping hand:

8.When grandma made very clear how she feels about your cooking:

9.When Stacey gave the most positive message she could:

10.When grandpa made his boundaries clear:

11.When grandpa wanted one thing and one thing only:

12.When John recognized his favorite celebrity:

13.When Vincent told it like it is:

14.When Donna told it like it is:

15.When grandpa shared some important info:

16.When grandma recounted a sickly tale:

17.When Jason and Arlette laid down the law:

18.When grandpa just wanted to contact Marcus:

19.When grandpa just wanted to upload a dang pic:

20.When grandma left a tough but fair reivew:

21.When grandma had a very important question:

22.When Donna told tales of yore:

23.When Patricia responded to Joyce’s score:

24.When grandma made it crystal clear what she was looking for:

25.When Kenny did exactly what was asked:

26.When grandma shot her shot:

27.When grandpa made his design preferences clear:

28.When grandpa sought out the Todd:

29.When Amanda made her position abundantly clear:

30.When this person made this sad fact known:

31.When grandpa took zero crap:

32.When grandpa didn’t tiptoe around the issue:

33.When grandpa, well, was honest:

A Facebook post reads: "I am having a party and each one of you have to bring something starting with the first letter of your name: Go." One comment below reads: "Glaucoma."

Jeanette's review: "Dry. Meat too salty." The store responds, "Hi Jeanette, this is a record store."

Text description of sandwich with deer-shaped cutouts of meat, listing a 2005 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 with 117K miles for $1,000, and option to message the seller

Mariah Carey in a military-style outfit performs with dancers dressed as toy soldiers. A comment below reads: "Hi mariah I'm getting a wheelchair."

A Facebook post says, "I can't log out of Facebook and don't know why." A reply suggests "Coconut oil."

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The image shows a Facebook post with a jar and text: "Add a positive word to this jar that starts with the 1st letter of your name." Stacey replies: "Soup"

Facebook Marketplace chat. Buyer inquires about a listing, gets a response, but unexpectedly asks to stop contacting them, threatening legal action if messages continue

Facebook conversation: Person 1 asks if it gets channel 16. Person 2 explains it is an Apple TV box for streaming apps. Person 1 replies they don't want it

The image shows a comment thread where John says, "DONT EVEN KNOW WHO ANY OF THEM IS" and "CEPT FOR ICED CUBICLE."

Text image with a riddle: "I have 6 eggs. I broke 2. I fried 2. I ate 2. How many were left? 99% will fail." Comment by Vincent: "I like scrambled egg."

A review stating the food and service at a hamburger place were bad and plans to tell others, with a response from the Goodwill Thrift Store stating they don't sell hamburgers

Text reads: "Normal people are sleeping now! A great big Hi to the weirdo awake and reading this." Comment: "I have chronic insomnia."

Summary of text in image: A person commented their husband got chlamydia from raw chicken, expressing distress. Another comment suggests "chlamydia" was meant to be "salmonella."

Local Guide: "Turkey cheese is always a fun spot for the kids." Jason: "Strange mouse." Arlette: "I love coming to Chunky e cheese."

A Facebook post where two people share statuses about calling Marcus, one mentioning an accident and the other about unpaid lunch money

Poll results about uploading a picture: 57% for "How do you upload picture," 42% for "Trying to sell dining room set." Total votes: 7. Dated Nov 5, 2022, at 11:00 PM

A review says the steak was dry and tasted like pork. The owner responds, noting they are a dog groomer and requesting removal of the review

Frozen corn kernel snacks, a photo of a muffin tray filled with corn and water. Text above gives DIY tips for helping chickens stay cool. Comment asks if it works on cats

Donna comments on Subway Australia's Facebook about the lack of sweet chili sauce. Subway Australia responds back, and Donna declines to try new choices

Facebook post of a Wordle score (4/6) by Joy, and a comment by Patrick with a picture of a tabby cat on a porch, saying, "this is a good picture of my cat whiskers who is missing."

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person asking for numbers and someone named kenny just sends their name

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Facebook post by Jessica: "Hello I was wondering if anyone has any spare wireless earbuds they no longer use or need." Comment from Amanda: "NO."

person commenting on a chocolate bar adds that because of the almonds they caant eat it

person responding angrily to a normal question on amazon

someone asking to be removed from a group and getting directions how to and then they say don't waste my time

Screenshot of a Facebook post with the text, "How old will you be by 2060," and a user comment saying, "Dead."