" My humiliated percentage point was board a flight of stairs in that group where they do n’t even say the number . They be like ' aiight the rest of y all cmon ' "
Hello everyone! We’re back with the best series on BuzzFeed — the weekly Black Twitter roundup. This week’s tweets had me giggling hard, so let’s dive in:
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Why tornadoes do n’t be hitting no banks ? 🤔 😭 pic.twitter.com/M7B5M1pZpJ
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type shitpic.twitter.com/W2ogzhQq6p
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promiscuous goat naked pasta on a Sir Henry Wood board is crazyhttps://t.co/94l4T3c48j
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My grim level was boarding a flight of steps in that group where they do n’t even say the identification number . They be like “ aiight the rest of y all cmon ”
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White people : “ We ’re all maga … ”Black people : pic.twitter.com / pODQ3L68il
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bro????pic.twitter.com/0YucGYvfwn
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Ever since Glorilla dropped that Sung it been red-hot as fucking . Why she ai n’t say 75 or something
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Megan Thee Stallion at the start of every song : https://t.co / vNnB50CGLA
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put a finger down if you ever been run into in the head with a laptop in your sleep because an ad came on while your 1 year quondam nephew was watching one of his shows and he needs you to hop it 😭 😭 😭
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I am on my second week of biweekly wage so today I will be show you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels
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when I ’m crossing the street and a car acts like they not gon na stoppic.twitter.com/Jtg8pMvJYf
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i would ’ve hack nemo lil fish behind when i found him
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If you post natal day stuff & I narrate you well-chosen natal day , do n’t be talk about “ it ’s actually Monday ” .. baby take it or leave it bc I wo n’t be back 😂
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You are a grownup woman now . Open your mouth and tell your hairdresser that you do n’t like what she ’s doing on your head 😂
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Get you a non judgemental champion ! Finally witness my notecase after two days of searching for it . find it in my freezer ( executive dysfunction ) call my bestie who was helping me reckon for it so as to celebrate & god bless she order “ yass gripe frozen assets ! ” 🙃
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morning messages from my mama 😭 pic.twitter.com/4GyrxfisT2
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Megan Thee Stallion ’s answer to Steve Harvey expect to name something voluptuous on Celebrity Family Feud:“Me”pic.twitter.com / N7HU8KZNkZ
