" tertiary root is actually when they help you clean your room"—@orbeezgod

We’re more than halfway through the year, and IDK about you, but I’m at a point where I can’t take all the emails:

i hope this email love with your sense of time and space and mean

In between crafting your next “circling back!” reply, feel free to laugh at these tweets and make sure to follow these funny ladies on X (aka Twitter)!

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men enjoy asking , " CaN yOu CoOk ? " btch can you switch my oil and tire ?

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In bath at casino , ask a madam in her 70s if she ’d link up the stem around my waistline . My god . One of your grandmothers snatched that thing so heavily I grew an in taller . I look like a vertical hornet . Much to learn from women who grow up before we had right

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before wash my hair : the existence is bad and i am badafter washing my haircloth : there is poetry everywhere , in the cracks of the sidewalk , in the great sea of the sky . here , nipper . have $ 20 from my wallet .

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third base is actually when they help you cleanse your room

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proud of being a cleaning woman in a male dominated field ( weaponised incompetence )

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Did n’t see how few perks we have at the office til I said " we ’re allow for to listen to the radio on Friday ! " to a Modern hire in a way that can be liken to a miss of 12 saying " I got an orange for Christmas ! " as her papa lay demise of slough after the Battle of Fredericksburg

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never touch more to a bridgerton part than when cressida cowper recrudesce down in tears because she ’s got writer ’s block after only producing three lines of compose in an total twenty-four hours of work.this time of year was for the writer , not the lovers.pic.twitter.com/LvcO1q0MyL

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“ I ’m in my gripe era ” - me writing an e-mail with 2 exclaiming marks or else of 3

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I keep seeing hoi polloi pen “ miss information ” instead of “ misinformation ” and all I can figure when I read it is thispic.twitter.com/CSPpRiuX3f

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human eyes are not meant to see a naked body wearing an apple watch

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I am the eldest girl of a baby boomer char , it is rum that men on here think they can say take a shit even one-half as cutting as anything my own mother has state to me lol

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being home with household is humbling , like they really do think you are the stupidest someone to ever be bear

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" its all in your head " ok :) i live in there so :)

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antihistamine is not enough I want to shoot the pollen

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I realize that my heartfelt sweet girl thought having your point is a * pick * and now she ’s crying because I informed her it is not

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“ Do n’t double textbook it ’ll make u seem needy and overeager ” ok but those r two of my core personality traits like I ’m gon na amount off that path with or without double texting just by nature of being who I am

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if only there was some way of life to know if the other cars were planning on turning or shift lane

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whenever i see a woman getting criticize for being tight towards a man , i always feel like she could ’ve been meaner

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need a go out app for the ppl whose fave matter to do is nothing . no hiking . no adventure . just ordering takeout food is enough for me .

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My husband told me I act like he forget everything . So this first light when his alarm went off , I let him get ready for piece of work and get out . He forgot he was off today .

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Got catcalled * * at Walgreens today**some hombre said “ CEREAL TIME ” as I walked by with a immense box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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i schedule my emails to beam at 9:17 or 8:34 or whatever so it seems more authentic . everyone knows what ’s up with a 9:00 email

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thanks for remind mehttps://t.co/E9bGPaG1yr

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i trust this e-mail never chance you , be free 🩷

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