record and learn .

1.Home Depot employees hate when you do dangerous stuff like this:

2.Or like this:

3.And especially this:

4.Home Depot employees hate when you completely ignore a warning sign and go into a blocked-off aisle:

5.Home Depot employees hate when you return plants… or SOD:

6.Home Depot employees hate when you give them the “I’m returning stolen items” speech:

7.Home Depot employees hate when you just STAND there:

8.Home Depot employees hate when you ask them to load an absurd amount of concrete bags…

9….especially when it’s pouring rain:

10.Home Depot employees hate when you make this exact joke:

11.Or this joke:

12.Or, lord, this one:

13.Home Depot employees hate when you forget the laws of cart physics:

14.Like, come on, people:

15.Home Depot employees hate when you think saying this will hurt their feelings:

16.Home Depot employees hate when you put your trash all over the displays:

17.Home Depot employees hate when you make orders like this:

18.Home Depot employees hate when you stalk the store in the wee hours of the morning:

19.Home Depot employees hate when you can’t be bothered to get your own cart:

20.Home Depot employees hate when you try to return items from the Middle Ages:

21.Home Depot employees hate when you think that every single employee knows everything there is to know about home improvement just because they have the apron on:

22.And when you act like they control the world economy:

23.Home Depot employees hate when you ask extremely vague questions:

24.Home Depot employees hate when they act like you can go Thufir Hawat mode and find everything in the store:

25.Home Depot employees hate when you interrupt:

26.Home Depot employees hate when you just stand there for 25 seconds with your card in the machine:

27.Home Depot employees hate when you follow them into the breakroom:

28.And, finally, Home Depot employees hate when you hit ‘em with a little rudeness:

A person stands on a platform lifting wood boards in a hardware store aisle filled with stacked lumber

a man tries to use a pile of wood to reach other planks of wood on a shelf

A worker on a ladder reaches for an item on a high shelf in a home improvement store, while another employee in an orange shirt pushes a cart nearby

Arthur the Aardvark meme: Top panel shows an "Aisle Temporarily Closed" sign. Bottom panel shows D.W. saying, "That sign won't stop me, because I can't read!"

Orange flatbed cart loaded with a patch of soil and turf grass inside a store. Boxes and tools can be seen in the background

Four-panel meme of a person applying clown makeup with the following text: "Can I return this lawnmower," "No I don't have the receipt," "I paid with cash," "I don't want to give my ID that's personal."

Close-up of Kanye West with a neutral expression. Tweet reads, "Customers when a 3 ton forklift is honking the horn and moving directly towards them"

A person wearing an orange apron labeled "Hi, I'm Walter" looks unimpressed. Text above says, "Me when the customer is explaining that they just had back surgery and I have to hand load the 35 bags of concrete."

Dog standing in a hardware store aisle labeled "Lumber." Top text: "me working 9 8 hour shifts in a row and a lady asks for 25 bags of mulch in the pouring rain."

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Image of a meme featuring a quote about manual labor, with a still of a character from "The Incredibles" by Pixar. Text is a sarcastic comment on clichés

Meme featuring two drawn characters. One says, "I need strong wood for my bed because I have frequent and rough sex on it." The other, wearing a Home Depot apron, replies, "please sir, it's 8 AM."

Shopping cart filled with multiple bags of CustomBlend mortar in a hardware store aisle

Shopping cart tipping over due to being overloaded with bags of concrete mix at a construction supply store

Leonardo DiCaprio dressed in a suit, wearing a Home Depot apron and holding a mobile device, with text above: "When a customer tells me they’re going to Lowe’s instead."

Sink overflows with brown liquid into an open cabinet below, creating a large spill. Countertop items include a box, towels, and a yellow bucket on the right

A pallet of stacked floor tiles is labeled with text: "IF YOU ORDER THIS FOR CURBSIDE THEN YOU'RE A SPECIAL KIND OF ASSHOLE."

A scene from the movie "Jurassic Park" shows a raptor looking through a fence at a man's face. Text reads: "Store opens at 9:00* Customers at 8:43"

Meme featuring Pikachu. Text reads: "Customer: I need a lumber cart. Me: Yeah, they're outside right before you enter the store. Customer: [surprised Pikachu face]."

The image shows a receipt from The Home Depot, dated 06/07/95, from Jericho, NY. The purchased items include an AL post, a teko nail, and sales tax

Meme featuring three penguin characters. Top text: &quot;<em>puts on apron</em> customers who need help:&quot;. Bottom text over zoomed-in penguin: &quot;WOULDN'T THAT MAKE YOU&hellip; AN ALL KNOWING CONTRACTOR?!&quot;

Peter Griffin at a news desk with a sign showing gears. The image text says, &quot;You know what really grinds my gears? When customers talk to me like I'm controlling the lumber prices.&quot;

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SpongeBob SquarePants and other characters in a crowded room. Text: &quot;THERE IS OVER 100,000 different sku's in the store I don’t fucking know where that one item is on the spot without pulling out my first phone&quot;

Two-panel meme showing a collision between a school bus and a train. Top text: &quot;Me already helping a customer.&quot; Bottom text: &quot;A customer interrupting who doesn’t have manners.&quot;

a man giving a blank stare with his mouth open

Image of Mr. Incredible wearing a Home Depot apron with the text “Hi, I'm Bob. I put customers FIRST.” Caption reads: “me when I'm chillin in the breakroom and a customer comes in asking for help.”

A handheld device displays customer comments. Text reads, &quot;The clerk that waited on me was more interested in her break than customer service. She also chewed gum like a cow.&quot;