Always take a beat before speaking or hitting send .
1.This person who accused dear Mack’s hair of being too long when he is actually missing eyes:
2.This person who didn’t take a moment to consider anything before they accused this love interest of fooling around:
3.This person who never learned they shouldn’t judge, among other things:
4.This person who made this very wrong assumption:
5.This husband who told his wife all interior door frames were the same size and found out the hard way they were not:
6.And this husband who assumed his wife was only texting him directly:
7.This person who thought it was fine to call someone “baby” and then made up this excuse when it wasn’t:
8.This Uber driver who felt it was okay to hit on this stranger after they dropped them off:
9.This person who assumed grabbing dinner meant they scored an intimate date:
10.And this whole accidental exchange where a person’s mom shouldn’t have assumed this was a question that needed to be answered:
11.This dealer who shouldn’t take it as a given that people can’t do their own research when buying cars:
12.This person who shouldn’t have assumed they knew what all hand gestures meant:
3 years ago , a cunning guy rope I worked with wanted to give me a fist swelling … I thought he was dissemble to maintain an invisible mike so I leaned forrad and said hellohttps://t.co/GjlhegAjja
13.And this person who shouldn’t have been so certain that avocados were attacking them:
Friend has been sound off about finding an avocado on his lawn every day for weeks now . Why would someone keep confound avocado in his yard ? Who would do that ? You guys he just realize he has an avocado tree
14.This person’s mom who should have thought twice before serving up the worst type of assumption — pregnancy:
15.And, finally, this person who shouldn’t assume Barb won’t be accepting of constructive criticism about her lasagna…
Because life is too shorty for shitty lasagna:
