" Mistakenly booked a two bedroom hotel , I ’m gon na coif an alarm for 2:30am and go quietus in the other elbow room . "
For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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did you guys love a whole cosmos opens up if you set out getting out of bed at 6 am alternatively of 2 in the good afternoon
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me trying to make the ghosts in my room think i can see themhttps://t.co/wfHP4AVOhf
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over 30 and slept the amiss waypic.twitter.com/Bp9QVaXVUz
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never forget who was there at your lowest ( ibuprofen )
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she make water me off todaypic.twitter.com/OSrjNSX8FK
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“ we need grandkids ” best i can do is not kiII myseIf
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she got that annalise keating pass .. this semester took everything she had sjshjsjsbd 😭 https://t.co/XdJCdTJzXm
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my friend told me he could n’t hang out because he ate a handful of yield bite and I was like “ um okay glucose queen go off ” and then he was like “ my mom was bring down and she combined my THC gummies and my melatonin gummies with my fruit snacks and I do n’t know what I just eat ”
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Why are plane tickets so expensive . You going that way anyways just give me a ride .
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she SAID she ’s working latepic.twitter.com/Nx1bJZV4bF
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i bid i could be casual but unfortunately i ’m mad
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6’4 wasian gallant asked for mi number at work n we had lunch together on mi break then at random he ’s like “ u wanna see my Thematic Apperception Test ? ” and then got up show me his tramp stamp that says “ techno ” 😭 i m kind of obsessed like that ’s camp to me .
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THIS IS take ME OUTTTT 😭 😭 😭 pic.twitter.com/mAgjDzVtwt
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Nobody : Black citizenry when you take a long prison term to unlock the room access : if a cause of death was here they woulda got us
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Please do n’t bring me to no party if u gon do coke i m really gon b in the corner like thispic.twitter.com/vgkB8xqAbShttps://t.co/RWUNEesVV5
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in the vino bar . straight up " uncorking it " . and by " it " , haha , well . let ’s justr say . My pinots
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Mistakenly booked a two bedchamber hotel , I ’m gon na set an alarm clock for 2:30am and go sleep in the other room .
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