unexampled fear unlocked .
People are used to seeing pictures of single men on dating profiles holding pictures of fish.
Really, it’s a thing.
I did it . I have the obligatory piece hold fish motion picture . Now , clip for the dating app like to rollll in.pic.twitter.com/iia632H8D3
But now a picture of a man and his HUMONGOUS catfish caught in Oklahoma are putting them all to shame.
Earlier today, the Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation asked if people wanted to see a catfish the size of a 6th grader.
Not to be too Oklahomish this early on a tuesday morning - but do y' all wanna see a catfish the size of a 6th grader orrrr ? ? ? ?
Which, like, duh.
Then they posted a picture of the huge fish:
YEE * and we can not emphasize this enough * HAWhttps://t.co/CSO4RrSPgjpic.twitter.com/fq05wnhJHv
That is certainly a big ol' fish!
As this person said, “That’s not a fish, that’s the Loch Ness Monster.”
For . The . sexual love . Of . All . That . Is . Holy . That ’s not a fish , that ’s the Loch Ness Monster right there.https://t.co/fnQjeDXQmA
The 95-pound fish was caught in the Pine Creek Reservoir and was only 11 pounds short of the all-time record.
Bradly Courtright get this MASSIVE 95 pound flathead catfish in Pine Creek Reservoir on a trotline . This is the bombastic flathead ever caught in Pine Creek . This Pisces is almost 20 lbs declamatory than the Rod and reel record but 11 pound short of the unrestricted division record - which…pic.twitter.com/NcHTjTXgUi
The best part of it all? The image description:
Anyway, stay safe out there. Apparently 6th-grade sized fish are just, like, existing.
Bye!
