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Oooof . Big oof .
If you just had a terrible, no good, awful month, just remember….#
1.The person who was kind enough to share their croissant with a friend:#
2.The person whose car interior is now squeaky clean:#
3.The person whose pool is about to be empty really soon:#
4.The person who is going to see white paint in their nightmares for the rest of their life:#
5.The person who allllllmost got the job:#
6.The person who loves their barber very much, I’m sure:#
7.The person who got a special delivery from a bird at work:#
8.The person whose pizza apparently encountered a supermassive black hole:#
9.The person who will now get SUPER nutrition:#
10.The person who almost got consumed by an escalator:#
11.The person who might have to shove their head in the toilet bowlHome Alone 2style:#
12.The person who will have a very long time to sit and think about what they’ve done until high tide:#
13.The person who was kind enough to share their grilled onions with their dog:#
14.The person who’s going to have some delicious spoon, just like ma used to make:#
15.The person who had a few friends show up to watch the game:#
16.The person who gave their car a nice impromptu interior wash:#
17.The person who, but for one fleeting moment, felt rich:#
18.The person who will spend the rest of their days organizing that drawer:#
19.The person who got some delicious, dry bread:#
20.The person who must often get mistaken for a rabbit:#
21.The person whose iced tea is an absolute farce:#
22.The person who’s going to be sneezin' ‘til the cows come home:#
23.The person who might want to consider some alternative nail colors:#
24.The person who experienced a fate worse than death:#
25.The person who got a very special filling inside their chocolate:#
26.The person who was kind enough to share their wrap with a neighboring fly:#
27.The person who would be burned at the stake 500 years ago for this demonry:#
28.The person who just discovered a new species:#
29.Ol’ Shrinky Bacon:#
30.The person whose tastebuds have tasted things… terrible things:#
31.The person who will not be engaging in a Ratatouille situation anytime soon:#
32.The person who taught us all a valuable lesson today:#
33.The person who cannot be trusted around a coffee-maker:#
34.The person who had an Italian disaster:#
35.The person with the best seat in the house:#
36.The person whose hoop dream became a nightmare:#
37.The person whose condiments went skydiving:#
38.The person whose home will forever stink a very tuna-y stank:#
39.The person who miiiight have answered this question incorrectly:#
40.The person who loves their cat very much, I’m sure:#
41.The person who had their guitar opened up a bit:#
42.The person who remote is enjoying some good eats:#
43.The person whose sink went Mount Vesuvius mode:#
44.The person who hates summer more than anything else in the world:#
45.The person who’s driving a brand new Beans-san Altima:#
46.The person who apparently cooked their dang sweet potato in the fires of Mount Doom:#
47.The person who found a pipeline to the old Eagle Butte Mine at the bottom of their coffee:#
48.The Green Man:#
49.The person who shall be forever trapped behind this truck:#
50.The person who loves their cats very much, I’m sure:#
51.The person with a brand new, beautiful skylight in their bathroom:#
52.The person who will now spend eternity cleaning up little balls:#
53.The person who was kind enough to let their delivery driver get the first bite:#
54.The person who lived everyone’s worst nightmare:#
55.The person who must have seriously wronged their welder:#
56.The person who was about to give a bug the ride of a lifetime:#
57.The person who just got a mouthful of goosh:#
58.The person who was sabotaged by a slug:#
59.The person who learned a valuable lesson about drills and hair:#
60.And the person who is trying to turn lemons into lemonade:#



























































