Not a single lie notice .
1.The award-winning acting performances:
" Your server has n’t been by yet ? ? I ’m so sorry . You have a go at it what , I ’ll take care of you guys . I got you"-Servers greeting a mesa they altogether leave about
2.Who the chef really is:
3.The cornucopia of nicknames:
4.The highest quality speakers:
5.Your real hours:
I exercise AT A RESTAURANT . STOP ask ME WHAT TIME I GET OFF . I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA , EVER
6.The eternal struggle:
Most of being a host is just hop that it ’s last to be dead but that you ’ll somehow still make $ 200
7.Sweet revenge:
8.The horror…THE HORROR:
if you ’ve ever had to exchange out one of these just bed i honor u and i hope u had a salutary day
9.Those age-gap friendships:
A job will have you 21 year old with a 56 yr old best friend like dang where tf Mr. Otis at today 😂
10.Where the real gossip goes down:
11.Line cooks in a nutshell:
Customer : orders literally anything
melodic line cooks : you got ta be FUCKIN KIDDING ME
12.The gnarliest mat in existence:
13.The most extreme sport:
Trying to tell a narration to your work colleagues in between serving client is an utmost mutation
14.The real meaning of “sorry”:
15.Kindred spirits:
the only people that will ever have cash on them :
1 . drug principal 2 . servers
16.What actually goes down:
i just need customer to know when they kvetch we do n’t get in trouble we just make play of you afterwards .. so who ’s the actual loser here
17.The least welcome version of small talk:
Me :
Customers : OMG it ’s so gorgeous out today how are yous open , It ’s such a fabulous daytime and yous are in here go , omg bet you wish you were out in that sun
18.Free therapy:
therapy : expensive
venting to coworkers bc you know they literally can not take the air away and are stuck near you for another 3 hour of this transformation : detached
19.The disrespect:
20.The most hateful meal:
21.The dumbest three words in the English language:
“ Are you closed ? ? ? ? ? ? ”
no ma’am , we really just decided to lock up the front and start mopping for fun
22.Restaurants in a nutshell:
23.What the job interview should be:
Interviewer : Why do you want to work in customer table service ?
Me : Well , I ’m really dear at excuse for thing that are n’t my flaw
24.The intense heat:
25.The universal truth:
26.The worst pain:
27.The devastation:
28.That dumb little walk:
29.The uselessness of signs:
30.The simple timetable:
31.Those wonderful greetings:
customer : hello
me : we close up in 2 hour 7 minutes and 15 sec by the room
32.The true meaning:
i said “ drab for the waiting ” to a client today and then she allege “ no you ’re not ” . you know what you ’re right
33.The true horror of seeing this:
34.The generational difference:
Millennial who is credibly struggling to give for their rent and Education Department : tips at least 20 % every time
Above 40 with a atomic number 78 fatal credit bill that weighs 3lbs : $ 1
35.Like, c’mon:
i ve had a teen match tip me $ 8 on a $ 20 bill and a middle aged couple tip me $ 1 on a $ 34 circular . do nt tell me this genesis is nt nice than our parent because this is a daily thing .
36.The casual verbal abuse:
37.The totally reasonable asks:
carry 3 desserts over to a table for a customer to say ‘ Yh we actually ordered 2 cappuccino with that ’ RigHT I must of accidentally get out them in the kitchen along with my tertiary arm Brian
38.The fight to remember:
39.The funniest joke you hear every single day:
40.Come on, now:
41.How to really train someone:
Me training a fresh individual at my job:“So you ’re not really hypothecate to do this but this is what i do ” 🌚
42.The hardest lie to tell:
43.The true stupidity of Earth:
Until you crop in food or retail you will never infer the story of dolt that be in our reality
44.Those very normal moments:
45.The reasonable requests:
46.The natural progression of events:
Some of you have never closed a eatery , fall in a sign party late , drank an entire bottle of tequila , skip over sopor , move in drunk to open and then got unhinged at whoever closed . And for the honey of God it demonstrate .
47.Shifts from the grave:
I could die and my job would get a ouija board and ask if I got someone to cover my duty period
48.Newbees versus old vets:
49.What would happen:
50.And the honest truth:
You non tippers told restaurant employees that if $ 2.13 / hr was n’t enough , they should get another job , so they did … and now your favorite eating house is understaffed and you ’re mad about it . Interesting .
I mean , yeah .
Twitter: @Callie_Kirkwood
