I take that psyche glazer side hustle .
Another 14 days have passed, so let’s do another round of my favorite tweets, posts on X, or whatever the heck you want to call ‘em. Enjoy.
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euro telling me wine in a box is weird and trashy meanwhile they ’re sell it by the hawaiian-punchhttps://t.co/pMaUe9VPv0
2.
sound near . When are we project to move the territory?https://t.co / o2QezfbgbG
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wish me luckpic.twitter.com/O9FE6dPrml
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Kevin baffle all his grocery for only $ 19.83 in 1990pic.twitter.com/HyO7AojjoL
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My ma just sent me the most Texan post - hurricane text everpic.twitter.com/7HHNuvjrsS
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Real water drinker get it on this is too cold-blooded . The water has to taste the agency a coolheaded breeze on a hot day feels.https://t.co/hurQgu8xdg
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Oh hey they made a cereal grass about youpic.twitter.com/jlvtG7un1f
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its so spicy i can smell each stuff my apartment is made of
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You and me . Tomorrow . Poopdown at high-pitched noon.pic.twitter.com/CcdmaoCYfm
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you guy cable will literally miss anythinghttps://t.co/MryFZJEJ4k
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they ’re just like mepic.twitter.com/DhObXjuM0f
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In the ' LXXX and ' 90s , Al Bundy was considered fat and poor . Let that sinkhole in.pic.twitter.com/VleIb4J1nH
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Love how you could distinguish it ’s not American because it is n’t atomic brilliant fucking orangehttps://t.co/7jc6EAMYjA
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why is she using the long form like it ’s a formal e-mail 😭 pic.twitter.com/T3IZAQUCYr
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Texans @ Berylhttps://t.co/CGom0gdxUs
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A#Houstonman was stranded in Whataburger parking lot due to quickly rising floodwaters . While waiting on floodwaters to recede , he grabbed a fishing rod out of his vehicle and caught a nice bass in a nearby flooded ditch . If that ai n’t Texas , I do n’t have it away what is . 🤠 🎣 pic.twitter.com/bClvOvK4BZ
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Say thank you tf?https://t.co/2wRfVyIY2B
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“ Let ’s get a table outside”Me : pic.twitter.com / tiXm0O1H7h
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What if we kissed in the accordion part of the bushttps://t.co/p08nmPj9qW
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ok ENOUGHpic.twitter.com/fal648rGgf
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H - vitamin E - B really made hurricane Beryl cakespic.twitter.com/2ZcXWTLZtF
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The best feature of speech of any accommodation I ’ve ever stayed in is this duck , whose look appears at the back door whenever we crack open some snacks . 5 starspic.twitter.com/pmNdVct4XJ
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mistyped outlet poll ydaypic.twitter.com/yAptPY3qDi
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Italians are just a unlike strain 😅 Menu from one of the eating place - is printed out screenshot from musical note app.pic.twitter.com/YjeOM8LTfq
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I ’m sorry , but this would absolutely slap when you have diarrhoea . Imagine have somewhere to keep back and breathe your head while you ’re wrestle in annoyance 💀 https://t.co/FgP8qKa10x
26.
the nooky was I onhttps://t.co/0P71jQorbk
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Dentists will turn to their nanny and say‘A24 - fatal traumatic root eruption’and then turn to you like ‘ all healthy 👍 ’
28.
The only two genders I recognizepic.twitter.com/VubZYYachZ
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enjoy how in “ Everybody ( Backstreet ’s Back ) ” one of the guys postulate “ Am I sexual ? ? ” and all of his son enthusiastically respond “ yeeaaah ”
30.
easily grab your brisket before the hurricane hits Texans , limit 2 per person.pic.twitter.com/F9AWchCQlD
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a womanhood at the grocery store spend a full minute asterisk at these trying to figure out if they were normal nutella or some kind of weird variantyour clever redesign is someone else ’s source of stresspic.twitter.com/7Y2yH1QgYy
32.
When I go somewhere and realize I should have stayed at homepic.twitter.com/xfScTwU7Pi
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I ’d come out to herpic.twitter.com/PARJ0GAsNR
34.
Maybe a wax Lincoln sculpture was n’t the best idea during DC ’s first hebdomad of summer heatpic.twitter.com/qfp0lIGFWo
35.
i ’m in madrid and … … .?????!!!pic.twitter.com/8ZfkKlpkm8
36.
You should be able to google why a distich broke up
37.
fill out a passport software shape for my four calendar month oldpic.twitter.com/ZwKwdrVHia
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I thought it was a dumpster being towed until the taillights came on . 😂 pic.twitter.com/SLpFAGMd6I
39.And lastly…
Normal sidereal day in Florida.pic.twitter.com/qtvgMQZD7p
