They ’d really rather you pee your pants than possibly take the air the Radclyffe Hall for a second .

1.Welcome to America, where you can’t even escape the capitalist hellscape that is the United States at school!

2.Cool, I’ll make sure to only get sick during certain times of the school day.

3.I’m unsure how effective this quote is at promoting success, but I know it doesn’t promote accessibility.

4.Having a massive bag check line every morning seems way more safe and convenient than, I don’t know, actual gun safety laws.

5.I mean, clearly, safety is a big priority at schools.

6.You gotta love how schools won’t let women wear tank tops because it’s “distracting,” but they’ll pull a stunt like this.

7.How the heck is this school getting away with making parents BUY their kids' artwork?

8.Especially when, most of the time, the parents are buying all the supplies needed to make said artwork and schoolwork. Or the teachers are, and you can bet that the school isn’t collecting money from parents to give to teachers.

9.No, they’re using money for stuff like this.

10.Yeah…they’re definitely not using funds on teachers.

11.Just in case it’s not clear, teachers are not the enemy in this post.

12.Where are our taxes going if not the basic essentials???

13.Seriously, where are our tax dollars going?!?!

14.Don’t you love the way the government supports learning?

15.At American schools, we apparently take away bathroom doors.

16.This school bathroom literally doesn’t even have stall doors.

17.I swear schools have a vendetta against bathrooms. Like, what is this???

18.Would they really rather you pee your pants in class?

19.This school literally FINES students who “take too long” in the bathroom. What if I have to poop???

20.I literally shudder when I think about the food our cafeteria served. How are nachos lunch????

21.I actually think this “meal” might be alive.

22.At least schools require milk with lunch, which gets you the calcium needed for the day!

23.Is this really necessary??? Is it?

24.Why the heck are class schedules organized this way?

25.Your taxes pay for public school but not lunch, apparently, and some schools are fine seeing kids go without.

26.The standards at some schools are ridiculous. My favorite is “You won’t get away with this in college.” Reader — you will, in fact, get away with it in college.

27.Now we have the fun new challenge of being accused of using AI in our essays.

28.I just want to see if there’s a booger in my nose!!!!

29.Are you supposed to take a shit next to Frank from third-period English????

30.Forget about crossing streams. This is a whole new level.

31.The fact that this isn’t even the worst school bathroom on the list is horrifying.

32.Babe, wake up, new “frivolous errand” just dropped: ESSENTIAL BODILY FUNCTIONS.

33.At the end of the day, is it really SO AWFUL that some kids leave class and walk the halls instead of actually going to the bathroom? Is it really worth making everyone suffer to prevent this?

34.It’s not just students (some of whom are literally 18 and adults) who are being treated like kids; it’s parents, too.

35.You gotta love the way schools have incorporated technology into their curriculum. It’s definitely foolproof and way better than traditional paper homework.

36.And the equipment is never broken!

37.Privacy issues at school? Unthinkable!

38.And finally, at least follow your own rules, Wikipedia haters!

Whiteboard message offering a homework pass for buying a "Friends" Dance ticket, with a note: "must show ticket."

Sign on a door titled "Health Office Hours" with detailed timings and instructions for emergencies and minor health issues such as headaches or sore throats. Emergency exceptions listed: Diabetic Issue, Asthma, or Breathing Issue

A staircase with a motivational message: "There is no elevator to success. You'll have to take the stairs."

Notice sign stating "Attention: No vehicles on sidewalk." People are lined up along the building, and someone is walking on the sidewalk with a backpack

Library door with a sign warning "Please Do Not Use This Door" and another cautioning "DOOR IS ALARMED." Bookshelves and an exit sign are visible

Poster with a shark and text: "Stop the music! 30 sign-ups for Baby Shark to stop! Sign up here:" followed by a QR code

Notice to parents about donations for children's artwork. A $3 donation benefits prince and princess fundraising. Thank you from Mr. [Name Hidden]

Kindergarten Supply List 2023-2024 with general instructions and itemized lists for all students, boys, and girls. Includes specific notes about donations and packaging

A large blank display screen mounted above a set of double doors in a public building

Bubble wrap and an open ziplock bag with individually wrapped candies. A flyer reads, "STRESS RELIEF! For immediate stress relief: Stress Relief Capsules. Pop every hour or as needed!"

Top Ramen chicken noodle packet inside a white takeout container on a couch

Summary of the image's text: The math class is out of pencils and is asking parents to donate pencils. They also need erasers and welcome pencil donations from companies

The page requires a minimum donation of $15.00 for the "Read-a-thon" donation, despite the options provided for $10 and higher. There is an OK button to close the message

Library shelves covered with blue sheets, labeled "Biography" and "Fiction", with a colorful reading chart on the right. Banners hang from the ceiling

Entrance to a public restroom with several stalls and a visible hand dryer. A sign next to the door indicates "WC."

An empty men's restroom with urinals on the far wall, two stalls, and a multi-sink area. The stall toilets have open lids, and there are light fixtures on the ceiling

A closed security gate covers an entrance. To the left, there is a drinking fountain, and to the right, a sign indicates an accessible boys' restroom next to a janitor's closet

Sign explaining new bathroom pass rules: 5 passes per 9 weeks, students carry pass, provided only in the first and last 10 minutes of class

A notice posted on a wall stating: "You Are On Notice!!! The Fines Are Coming! Get in the bathroom, use the bathroom, get out of the bathroom. Hanging out in the bathrooms is not permitted. Smile for the cameras."

Three images show unappetizing cafeteria food: a hot dog with fries, a sandwich with curly fries, and plates of nachos with cheese

A close-up of a takeaway food container with a portion of mashed potatoes covered in a thick, chunky gravy

A school lunch tray with a partially melted milk block, pizza slice with bacon, marinara sauce cup, and a container of dipping sauce

Flyer states: Students can wear Halloween costumes tomorrow for $1 for a class fundraiser. Costumes must be school appropriate and follow the dress code

A hand holds a school ID card displaying a bell schedule. Periods include Orchestra, Language Arts, Lunch, Math, Social Studies, Health, and Science, with respective times

Summarized text content: Starting Tuesday, November 1, 2022, high schoolers cannot charge meals in the cafeteria. If unable to pay, trays will be discarded unless saved items are allowed

A handmade poster filled with various drawings and text is laying flat on a table near a window with closed blinds

A graded assignment displaying a score of 120 out of 120 with comments from a professor asking if text detection reports are generated by an AI platform

A modern public restroom with three sinks, each equipped with a soap dispenser, and a wall partially made of glass blocks. A window is in the background

Public restroom with two toilets, a urinal, and a vanity with three sinks. The room is clean and brightly lit

Two standard white urinals are installed side by side in a tiled public restroom. The restroom has light blue and white tiles

Bathroom stall with an open stainless steel door revealing a toilet and a blue wastebasket. There is a caution sign on the floor

Note on a door: "Why are you leaving my classroom? Is it to visit the bathroom or get water? You are missing valuable class time on this frivolous errand…"

A yellow bathroom pass card titled "Bathroom Pass #1" with circles for markings. Issued on 12/01/22 by Brown

Handwritten responses and excuses about tardiness due to family emergencies and balancing work and home life, alongside typed education action plan form by teacher James Craig

Sparx Maths app shows overdue homework assignments with late completion percentages: 55%, 38%, 41%, and 38%

A child is seen on a Fujitsu laptop screen, holding an energy drink can and making a playful face

A close-up photo of a computer screen displaying a Wikipedia page for the Royal Proclamation of 1763, with text about its historical context and significance