I ’m sorry , but you ’re onetime .
1.On 30 years ago:
Someone said " 30 years ago " , and my mind went to the seventies , but they meant 1994 , and now I need to lie down .
2.On the teens:
3.OnMeet The Parents:
I ’ve randomly just realised Ben Stiller is a yr old than Robert De Niro was in Meet the Parents 😵
4.On ID:
5.On CDs:
6.On the ’80s:
1981 and 2024 are as far apart as 1937 and 1980 were.have a secure twenty-four hours .
7.On the 1900s:
A ally just share a line from a student newspaper , " Despite being made in the late 1900s , many of the themes of The Matrix are still relevant today " and I can literally palpate my trunk decaying in the tomb .
8.OnFriends:
I just learned that the cast of Friends is now the same age as the golden girl when they first get and I’M NOT all right . WHAT IS THIS billet ?
9.On Pokemon:
You were having a o.k. even . Feeling youthful , energetic . Then you run into Pokémon cards on Antiques Roadshow.pic.twitter.com/GdnHR8K3JO
10.On $20 bills:
11.On home phones:
12.On hanging up:
A child just asked me why we say advert up the telephone set and now I feel 90 .
13.On texting:
assure a group of teens while phone shopping today that when I was their long time we had to give 10 cents per text message and now they think I ’m a liar .
14.On The Beatles:
15.OnDazed and Confused:
Dazed & Confused was set in 1976 and made in 1993 . If that movie came out today , it would be a movie about 2007
16.OnFunniest Home Videos:
17.On projectors:
18.On Twitter:
19.On cords:
20.On the Smashing Pumpkins:
21.On Kool-Aid:
22.On Austin Powers:
If Austin Powers was remade today he would of been frozen in 1993 . Never felt older than I do thinking of that
23.On cassettes:
Text from my daughter.#Ifeeloldpic.twitter.com / gWSooeOKJ3
24.On music:
25.On Netflix:
I explained to my daughter that when Netflix begin they used to place you DVDs.6yr old : ( old peeress voice ) You know , back in my day , the cyberspace used to arrive in the ring mail .
26.On rock ‘n’ roll:
Absolutely desolate to learn this DAD John Rock album with AVRIL LAVIGNE and SUM 41 is not just a meme but is , in fact , realpic.twitter.com/Sr4O2T0bqi
27.On commercials:
watch cable with my firstborn son and a commercial come on . He asked to skip it and I say you ca n’t cut tv ads . I then told him you have to pay to watch these too and he depend at me like I ’m softheaded
28.On rooms:
29.On hanging out:
30.On CDs, again:
31.On 9/11:
me , in my 9/11 class : So , how did YOU finger , when you heard the news?students: ….. Erm .. I was two years honest-to-goodness 🤷 ♀ ️#IFeelOld#phdlife
32.On movies:
my 9 class one-time sister just necessitate me what this is … she was shocked when i tell her this is how we used to watch moviespic.twitter.com/HFJmBfZSqj
33.On 1985:
34.OnShrek:
there are children being born whose parent were not alert when Shrek ( 2001 ) came out .. Crazy how the long time start coming and they just do not stop coming
35.And on aging:
