It ’s the English bulldog advert Babydog for me .
The Republican National Convention just finished its four-day nominating ceremony.
And let me tell you, no country, and I mean no country, does politics quite like the U.S.
Here are the moments that would surely confuse the absolute hell out of people who are not American:
1.First of all, this bulldog:
His name is “Babydog,” and he’s the governor of West Virginia’s dog.
He got his own seat on the main stage.
2.Hulk Hogan giving a keynote speech…
…and then Hulk Hogan ripping off his shirt:
3.Donald Trump blowing Hulk a kiss:
Why is Trump blow kiss at Hulk Hogan at the RNC?pic.twitter.com / RvQ0p7lEPK
4.All of the people wearing fake ear bandages in solidarity with former President Trump:
5.Like, this guy just straight-up taped a napkin to his head:
6.There was also a “free ear patch” station outside of the venue:
spot outside the RNCpic.twitter.com/EBGf6n0hvC
7.Donald Trump appearing on stage in dramatic broadway fashion.
Trump on Broadwaypic.twitter.com/307IkYbVcB
8.Amber Rose being a keynote speaker.
Amber Rose is presently speak at the Republican National Convention : pic.twitter.com / gaohfENXiH
9.A reality TV star being another keynote speaker.
10.This hat:
11.This Donald trump with laser eyes fan:
12.This large Trump head gold chain:
13.These tights:
14.This gown:
15.This gown:
16.And these socks:
17.This man with a “Hi mom” and “Fire Joe Biden” sign.
18.Kid Rock.
That cut from Kid Rock & zoom into Melania ’s reaction is perfectionpic.twitter.com/e8GS08qg8k
19.A group of men wearing cheese heads with “MAGA” written on them:
20.This person who wrote “Jesus #1” on his cheesehead:
21.These delegates saluting with their cheese hats:
22.These people selling “Trump poetry” which is just a book of his old Tweets:
I have n’t laughed this severely while write a news report in a while . Two workforce have a booth set up at the RNC selling a coffee tabular array Quran of Trump ’s tweets . They swear they ’re not trolling.pic.twitter.com/9jNMvDvmUm
23.This man selling Trump cereal:
24.A “I’m voting for the convicted felon” tee:
25.And all of the people wearing elephant hats:
26.This “freedom and shit” hat:
27.This blazer:
28.These $400 Trump shoes:
Spotted someone wearing a pair of the $ 399 Trump sneakers here at RNCpic.twitter.com/zStRJ4F77p
29.And this Melania Trump dress:
30.A dog in a cowboy hat:
31.Russell Brand being there:
32.A man dressed up as hospital patient Joe Biden with a “mental health matters” sign:
33.A rat randomly being outside the venue:
34.And lastly, the fact that it ended with an opera performance:
The#RNCclosed with an opera operation . Not at all what I expected , but I quite liked it.pic.twitter.com/0smJX2AQBB