I bank to God , if we do n’t start bringing back paper menus , I ’m gon na snap .
A prompt on Elon Musk’s Twitter is going viral, asking people to share their most “boomer complaints.”
What ’s the most boomer ailment you have ?
Here are some of my favorites:
1.Bring back laptops with DVD players:
BRING BACK laptop WITH DVD PLAYERShttps://t.co/QnggeU9K0q
2.TV shows are too dark and commercials are too loud:
TV appearance are too glowering , commercials are too flashy and car headlights are too bright.https://t.co/nVJgDtRwf3
3.Enough with the QR codes for restaurant menus:
I detest QR code menu IN the eatery . I require a physical menuhttps://t.co/zrPdYMT8yO
4.Everything is a subscription:
Why the fuck is everything a subscription ? ? You buy a program and then you baffle ta ALSO pay monthlyhttps://t.co/qTFlxI0CII
5.Bring back buttons:
Too much touch silver screen technology . Give me some buttons.https://t.co/cYxkRoFYPC
6.Maps:
nobody knows how to read a mathematical function anymorehttps://t.co/tShD8FEpkX
7.The fact that you have to check-in for doctors appointments:
Stop texting me before a doctors appointment to do some on-line check in process.https://t.co/KPATvCH9hB
8.Unsubscribing from emails is too hard:
9.The writing on medicine bottles is too small:
The baptistery on medicament feeding bottle is too bantam - especially the exhalation date!https://t.co / CIltwHFsvr
10.9 PM is too late to go out:
9:00 is too former to go out.https://t.co/BTnBquvudH
11.Bring back CD players in cars:
Bring back candle players in cars and also eliminate orchard apple tree car play it never works!https://t.co / Sl84OW9ZZE
12.Bring back microwaves in hotel rooms:
I want microwave back in hotel roomshttps://t.co/xqh4wYq8gI
13.Too many cords:
why are all the charging port always changing on everything ? ? ? why do I require to own so many cords??https://t.co/9IPrJczNdL
14.Bring back actual customer service:
STOP MAKING ME talk TO ROBOTS WHEN I CALL CUSTOMER CARE!https://t.co / XOHTrZaZxcpic.twitter.com / P6ZNYMOQvy
15.Coupons:
I omit coupons in the mail that in reality gave good quite a little . Nowadays , every unmarried blade wants to send you an email once every six months to get 10 % off a regular price itemhttps://t.co/cuW8a6FbGO
16.Car headlights are too bright:
Why are the headlamp on New car so bright???https://t.co / ERAFDTXT9N
17.Bring back shopping in physical stores:
Why must I got ta order apparel online ? ! impart BACK MALLS!I’m tired of having to give shipping fees TWICE . Once for leverage and once for returnshttps://t.co/kuVApFVJoW
18.Kids using phones in school:
allow kids to apply their cellphone phone during schooltime is entirely ridiculoushttps://t.co/6wnPNueVmM
19.Music is too loud in restaurants:
The music at most restaurants does not need to be as meretricious as a club . I ’d wish to be capable to have a conversation.https://t.co/jXmf9f3Cf9
20.Bring back laptops with buttons:
Bring back laptops with the left- and right - click buttons.https://t.co/QFzEmcRTc6pic.twitter.com/BKLkXQuW2f
21.Physical photo albums:
Bring back photo albums and print out pictures 🤣 https://t.co/o3KiFc71jY
22.Stop with the whole email address for a receipt thing:
no you ca n’t have my e-mail address for a reception just mark one outhttps://t.co/THz6mK5GsC
23.Kids don’t know how to write in cursive anymore:
minor are n’t pick up cursive anymore.https://t.co/htllMS3hUO
24.Paper straws are the worst:
screw paper straws.https://t.co/SU5JODA8TZ
25.Bring back cable:
Bring back cable . All these streaming services are reverting back to cable anyway.https://t.co/trTjeDdsFu
26.Too many electric bikes on sidewalks:
stripling riding electric bikes on the sidewalk at 20 + mphhttps://t.co/BK0xhnY24d
27.Too many ads:
28.Everything needs to be charged:
I am tired of charging thingshttps://t.co/tokz4EtoV5
29.Too many emails:
STOP sending me emails i do n’t want to get any emailshttps://t.co/jqypezaBtA
30.TVs mounted over fireplaces:
Stop bestride TV over your fake fireplace mantleshttps://t.co/g66BiBPOXS
31.Bring back physical media:
It ’s easy to crop a shelf for a tape / disc and protrude it in than find oneself something to catch on any streaming servicehttps://t.co/1blYuWBY33
32.And lastly and most importantly, BRING BACK THE HEADPHONE JACK.
please , give me back my earpiece jack , I beg youhttps://t.co/f9xlBzztg3
