I feel like I should n’t even have to say this , but food ! does ! not ! belong to ! in ! shoes !

1.These Brussels sprouts served in a toilet bowl for no conceivable reason other than to remind you what they’re gonna look like later:

2.This burger and fries that I can only assume was served in a drawer because the restaurant broke every single plate they owned:

3.This bowl of rocks, in which some are edible and some are literal rocks!!!

4.This rice served in a blue lip bowl??? that, I’m not gonna lie, makes me a bit uncomfortable! I’d feel like I’m being babybird-ed my food!

5.This ice cream — a famously melty, drippy treat — served on a narrow, flat wooden plank:

6.These appetizers served in what I can only hope is not a used shoe:

7.This salad served on a slice of wood with a big ole crack, which seems super convenient and not at all messy:

8.These admittedly cute meringue slugs served on an aloe vera plant that you absolutely cannot convince me is “washed” between customers:

9.These taco holders that speak for themselves, TBH:

10.This person’s “salad,” which is seemingly a bunch of lettuce (and, like, six total toppings) skewered for some reason and put in a bust vase:

11.These perplexing hanging chicken drumsticks that — for some reason — were served in the most complicated possible way:

12.These desserts served on checks notes a cast of the chef’s shoe. Like, I guess??

13.These pigs in a blanket served in a shopping cart, which I guess makes sense, because — as the saying goes — this little piggy went to the market:

14.These loaded fries a) were served in a pan they definitely weren’t cooked in and b) come with non-stick coating scrapings, free of charge!!! Yum!

15.These french fries served in a pneumatic tube, something everyone has in their kitchens, right?

16.This pizza slice stairway that’s ten times more embarrassing than when they bring those pizza stands to your table:

17.This restaurant, which took to serving this pasta the same way I serve my midnight snacks, but for probably five times the price:

18.This pizza served on a snowboard, which sounds like a mad lib I wrote when I was seven:

19.This appetizer platter served up in a kitchen sink, which is both a) so inefficient and b) pretty much guarantees everything on the bottom is soggy as hell:

20.These clams served on a radio, which is so chaotic that I’m at a loss for words, TBH:

21.These barbequed corn skewers that really make me wish corn grew on something convenient and cob-like:

22.These triple-cooked chips that look delicious, but evidently become less appetizing when you realize they’ve been served in an ashtray:

23.This risotto thatwasserved on a plate, but — in a fascinating turn of events — on the bottom??

24.This cocktail served in a hollow rock with only this teeny hole to suck it through…aka a disaster waiting to happen:

25.OK, pause for a second. Take a hint at what’s in that mug — got a guess? The answer is scrambled eggs, which was neither my first, second, or tenth guess when I first saw this picture, because why would you serve scrambled eggs in a mug??

26.These cheese fries served in a dog bowl that I’m assuming you have to eat like a dog, too:

27.This cocktail served in a glass that’s seemingly made for you to poke your eye out:

28.This strange sushi board that I just know I’d accidentally elbow (because it’s in the least convenient place!!) and accidentally catapult all my precious sushi onto the patrons behind me:

29.This onion soup served in an onion…on some hay…in a bowl…with an extra side shot of it served in a hollowed-out log:

30.This HOT (!!!) coffee served in a handle-free glass bottle, in case you wanted a sandwich with a side of burns for breakfast:

31.And finally, this broccoli tree that’s cursed, cursed, CURSED:

h/tr/WeWantPlates

A quirky bowl shaped like a toilet filled with roasted Brussels sprouts, garnished with grated cheese, on a dining table

A burger garnished with an onion ring and a serving of fries are presented in a rustic blue wooden drawer on a table in a casual dining setting

A bowl filled with smooth, gray stones is placed on a wooden table. The table also has a stone decoration and part of a circular fabric mat

A ceramic bowl shaped like lips holds a serving of white rice.

A wooden platter holds five scoops of various flavors of gelato or ice cream neatly arranged in a line

A unique food presentation features fried croquettes served in a black dress shoe on a formal dining table with glassware and utensils

A close-up of a half-eaten Caesar salad with a lemon wedge, croutons, lettuce, and shaved cheese on a dark wooden table. A hand is seen holding a knife

Aloe vera plant in a metal pot with two small white ghost-shaped decorations on its leaves. Person's hands holding a phone can be seen in the background

Three ceramic pig figures hold tacos on their backs in a creative serving dish, set on a green table with other food items visible

Salad served in a quirky white foot-shaped vase with colorful toppings, placed on a green table. Diners’ arms and a fork are visible in the background

Skewers of grilled meat and dipping sauces placed on a metal rack over a pile of fries on a tray with restaurant branding

A unique dessert presentation, featuring assorted sweets arranged on a white, shoe-shaped platter, placed on a black marble table

Miniature shopping cart filled with appetizers on a table at a restaurant, with blurred individuals dining in the background

Pan with fries, melted cheese, caramelized onions, and pulled pork. Fork rests inside pan. Background includes another dish and a wooden table

A unique cat toy wand filled with curly fries is placed on a table next to a small bowl of ketchup and a glass of water

A spiral staircase pizza holder with slices of various pizzas on each level, placed on a table set for dining with plates, glasses, and condiments

A tin cup filled with macaroni pasta garnished with herbs, positioned on a table with menu folders and a glass in the background

A group of people are seated at a table, sharing a pizza served on a snowboard. Several half-eaten slices are visible with drinks around

A platter of assorted appetizers including onion rings, fried chicken strips, vegetables, and dipping sauces, served creatively with a faucet-like decoration

A vintage radio sits on a wooden table. On the table are lemons, sliced bread, two plates, and a wrapped butter pat. In the background, two people are dining

Skewered corn kernels are laid out on a food tray, likely from a market or food festival, resting on grease-stained parchment paper

A dish of thick-cut potato wedges served in a decorative glass bowl on a wooden table, with various glasses and dishes in the background

A person is about to eat a dish of risotto topped with broccoli and cherry tomatoes, placed on a white plate. They are holding a spoon

A stone with a hole, resembling a natural sculpture, on a textured tabletop beside a glass and a paper napkin

A plate with grilled cheese sandwiches and a green mug overfilled with soup at a table in a cafe. A glass of water and espresso cup are in the background

A plate of loaded fries topped with melted cheese and bacon bits, placed on a table alongside other food items

Glass dish with spikes contains red sauce, placed over ice and garnished with pink flowers

Two people dine at a restaurant with food served on a long tray between them. Various dishes and a beer are on the table

An artistic dish is served in a unique bowl, with a drink in a rustic cup next to it, on a restaurant table setting. Diners are visible in the background

A whimsical metal tree sculpture holding roasted broccoli florets as branches sits on a table in a modern dining setting