I would care to go there ( cig porch ) .

Another week, another round of funny tweets. Here’s all of ‘em that made it to the group chat…

1.

if your political boss dress like this , you ’re not getting supplant by AIpic.twitter.com/wjzFBNChUl

2.

🚨 🚨 🚨 treat alarum 🚨 🚨 🚨 pic.twitter.com/uq3OFA78IQ

3.

Bruh … so I work at longhorn why in DF THIS LADY JUST TIP ME IN POPEYES COUPONSpic.twitter.com/l13BFuLqo1

4.

My mind at 3 ampic.twitter.com/jCArd2eJHC

5.

You ’re Beautiful will be 20 year old next yr , and you know I ’m going to re - free that small bitch.https://t.co/PrXBLHNLGh

6.

Meet me at the cig porchpic.twitter.com/B2ke2XavDu

7.

pic.twitter.com/7JH2WRpY43

8.

😭 pic.twitter.com/7DitV9Xj2z

9.

Australian when they did n’t qualify#eurovisionpic.twitter.com/29cr57xxhU

10.

for some reason as a young girl all I want was a skirt like thispic.twitter.com/hM7JTTDDho

11.

Beautiful picture of the first light over Los Angeles ☺ ️pic.twitter.com/3OGLvcRdmE

12.

They should invent a CVS or maybe Target in a metropolis where you could take an detail off a shelf and purchase it

13.

this is like something from parks and rechttps://t.co/PSh1pGbbVS

14.

Friends with a printer are a die strain … care for them

15.

dublin ’s latest tourer attractive force , a “ portal ” to new york , allows you to choose ferocity and bully americans in literal timepic.twitter.com/J0Xq9mlByv

16.

they ’re turned it off . we ’re back to a time where the only portal to New York in dublin is finding a Yankee in the temple ginmill that ’s up for a green carte marriagepic.twitter.com/UoDFPyyqK9

17.

LMAOOO people are laying flower at the portal site after it was closedpic.twitter.com/gOkZP42XJZ

18.

clocking in ❤ ️pic.twitter.com/HZZxdNA4x6

19.

I ’d break up with someone over this lolhttps://t.co/H0NblZ5kd8

20.

waitress convey me a ewer of diet coke and said “ you wait like you needed this”pic.twitter.com/FnmR3pxP3c

21.

I be intimate my sister but why the fuck is she hide murphy behind her bedpic.twitter.com/iwQvKhFFA4

22.

ask to nonaged drink here one last timepic.twitter.com/Qf2idxFucy

23.

My brown pop just say me there was somebody on WhatsApp named Mehta Ali bothering him on whatsapp . I went to check and it was thispic.twitter.com/5L5h1FnjsW

24.

Every time I see Sex and the City this how Miranda always look to mepic.twitter.com/WMcjbfXlU6

25.

I really thought I deserve a degree in mechanical engineering after plug these inhttps://t.co/7o7MMozwBX

26.

the charwoman in the back is an vicious witch who has been check her this whole metre omg jojo…pic.twitter.com/kv7mXeJ0oE

27.

this horseshit had so much aurapic.twitter.com/vOj3tQUjlg

28.

fart gon change the air of the earthhttps://t.co/9qUBURHPmP

29.

they look like the kid who won golden ticket to the hot chocolate manufactory but in the end lost due to their greed and hubrispic.twitter.com/r0WbOBhq19

30.And lastly…

My niece cook a pizza … . on a plastic cutting board … .. in my oven . Get TF out my home 😭 pic.twitter.com/BMWY68IhpD