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1.This person who got a buzz cut which exposed a bald spot they didn’t know they had:#
2.This person who took a bite into an apple that just didn’t taste right:#
3.This person who was playing golf at a country club across the street from someone’s house:#
4.This person who gave their friend a haircut to help them save money:#
5.This person who rubbed a bug-repelling plant on their legs, only to discover they’re allergic to it:#
6.This person who got on a long train ride and realized they would not be able to entertain themself:#
7.This person who left their gas tank open at the car wash:#
8.This person who worked on someone’s farm hoping to just get a nice tan:#
10.This person who didn’t check all their emails and discovered a PhD program acceptance letter four years too late:#
11.This person who threw a lit cigarette in a garbage can and ended up melting it:#
12.This person who dropped something on their stovetop:#
13.This person who placed a heavy perfume bottle in the bathroom cabinet that eventually fell and left a mark:#
14.This person who discovered a worm in a can of peaches after they had already eaten most of it:#
15.This person whose wedding ring slipped off and fell between this little gap in the bathroom of an Airbnb:#
16.This person who put a fuzzy blanket in the washing machine with her husband’s new jeans:#
17.This person who ordered cheap tilapia online and ended up with food poisoning:#
18.This person who left the garden hose running outside all night and ended up flooding their basement:#
19.This person who ordered chicken wings from a place they never will order from again:#
20.This person who tried to boil water with an electric kettle:#
21.This person who baked a birthday cake for their mom but then tripped on their way to deliver it:#
22.This person who left their phone on top of their car:#
23.This person who taught a stray cat how to use their doggy door and now has to deal with their furniture getting damaged:#
24.And lastly, this garbage truck driver who backed up into an apartment building:#

























