" Just heard a Gallic guy say ' c’est banger ' , America cultural triumph is so real " — @elaifresh
Welcome to another week of funny tweets! It’sPride month, which means it’s time to resurface one of my favorites:
“ Where ’s the Pride flag?”“Fuck knows . Just put out the Twister mat.”pic.twitter.com/fJIPZf1Yjf
Between Pride,Trump’s conviction, and my seasonal depression losing its hold over me, I’m manifesting us all a positive, fun, sweaty, safe, and sexy summer ahead. So, sit back, relax, and let’s kick off the start of summer with some funny tweets:
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witness something beautiful today : the great Yosemite Cheeto deliverypic.twitter.com/tNnhJkEiML
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Yesterday a man approached me as I was allow the gymnasium and said “ I thought I ’d do you a favour by peach to you ” … . I severalize him he been listening to too many podcasts put my headphones back on and go about my day .
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BREAKING : Melania spotted after the guilty#verdict.#TrumpTrialThursdaypic.twitter.com / nvWCYwzPoi
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spend the day in waiting modal value because you have an appointment at 2pmpic.twitter.com/jjKVLkrFnk
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" amount on bro , sit on me . Just sit on me bro , it ’ll be normal . I ’m just a normal president bro , please … I need to … experience you " - this chairpic.twitter.com/hqICDn1Qnc
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i do not need to save to onedrive . i want to save to the document folder . on my estimator . that i have . in my theater .
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Airbnbs are so risible to me because “ sleep 8 ” could intend 8 people get their own bed or it could mean someone ’s gon na have to sleep on top of the icebox
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" i m bored"book that has been standing on my night tabular array for the last 6 monthspic.twitter.com/RmoTVCX6rr
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Just learn a French guy say “ c’est banger ” , America cultural victory is so genuine
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Somewhere out there , a child is free.pic.twitter.com/AfFlzApBKS
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my sister is bring down from Oklahoma and her kindergartener growled when he saw us and she said “ Oh , no-good , he ’s at the age where he ’s not a male child he ’s a cat . ” And we said OH MY GOODNESS , are you a wild cat or a star sign cat and he was a house cat
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Made friend w a child at the stingray tank at the fish tank , we were equally apprehensive ab touch the stingray & then he suppose “ I ’ve been here before for schooltime ” & I say “ wow , is it just like you remember it ? ” & he pointed to one specific stingray & said “ yeah he was here ”
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Jorts got diagnosed with really make out his friendshttps://t.co/2C6prtAKRp
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my cat when I shut down a doorpic.twitter.com/fTko3P5TKC
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make out that CNN has take the Dominos pizza pie tracker formatting for test updatespic.twitter.com/eiiFlmJNo2
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saying “ this is before your fourth dimension ” to the dog whenever a song plays in the car bc he is two class honest-to-god so it ’s almost always true and always funny
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my buddy told me he was on a plane and they were like “ is there a doctor on board ” and he was like “ i m a paramedical ” and they were like “ no it ’s ok we retrieve a DOCTOR ” and the doctor was like “ uhhh i have n’t examined a patient since med school can we please bring the paramedic ”
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I be at the function accidentally correspond w shit bc I ca n’t take heed
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i catch livid son wasted last dark and the bouncer was n’t letting me in the nine so i retell 40 decimal places of pi to him . he then go on to switch his nous and let me introduce . the accuracy is i only remember the first few figure , i made the residue of them up
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I barricade in my trackspic.twitter.com/DNKt7x2TZZ
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snub the check engine light on my car for week and it go away on its own i wonpic.twitter.com/HyEdOqMmXS
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