" politician keep bring up what their Mams and Dads did for work like they ’re in a French oral exam "

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Did Brooklyn Beckham take this photohttps://t.co/iQXCdY2rA3

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I am actually so sorry but I thought all solar day that Jay Slater was a character from Eastenders . I kept thinking god there must be a big storyline expire on atm

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Southgate ’s eminence during the lucifer have been leakedpic.twitter.com/tTHl7OOyrB

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made 34 quid on vinted todaypic.twitter.com/BXfqpWy9Xs

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Strolled past a vernal match having a venial wrangle in Soho . fille turns to the bloke in aggravation . ‘ I ’m so sick of you talking about Young Sheldon ’ . A chilling coup d’oeil into the abyss …

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GOT IT I have intercourse I WASN’T CRAZYhttps://t.co/QWmvHuBtnSpic.twitter.com/K6WAlsJQBV

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That Reform pronunciamento in fullpic.twitter.com/lmhMQY2VFz

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Ca n’t stop thinking about Hayley Williams doing a duet with The Winklemanpic.twitter.com/bMCrREdBrf

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I ca n’t do this anymorepic.twitter.com/V7XMibLyb3

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No penury for that , he can just resign.https://t.co/eAMKz6KO5Q

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Ant McPartlin feed a curry : https://t.co / at8G86rmQR

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Ermm what .. nadine ? ! ? ! Why? 👀 🤣 pic.twitter.com / Vut9a38FX4

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At some degree the British populace is going to have to reckon with the fact we lease a guy become phase modulation to impress his in-lawshttps://t.co/4jWShFUKtK

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The headteacher when you ’re assume black trainers instead of right schooltime shoespic.twitter.com/z50jdDo8YF

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Do u think score and spencer search each other ’s dead body

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Paddington Bear when he lands in Peru and the marmalade in his suitcase has been replacedhttps://t.co/xRkkcUUvBApic.twitter.com/92DkUm1cuX

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was mr bean on benefit ?

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When you ’re 45 seconds into the Macarenapic.twitter.com/LrdWSlDwUm

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i just caught my dad pouring my gymnasium protein powder into his milo maize , i ca n’t have nothing in this house man

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Why are the tills eight understructure in the air may I ask ? Whenever I go to pay for something in that infernal workshop I feel like stuart littlehttps://t.co/zk7D5FGdY6

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politician keep mentioning what their Mams and Dads did for work like they ’re in a French oral exam

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The BBC is in the pocket of Big PE Teacher.https://t.co/9L0BTdolIa

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