You know things are going down when Daemon puts on that hoodie …

House of the Dragonis back! The second season premiered tonight on HBO, and things were predictably a biiiiit bloody as the war between the Blacks and the Greens heats up. Here are all the best jokes people had about the first episode of Season 2:

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RHAENYRA I WILL DEFEND ALL YOUR CRIMES IDGAF#HouseoftheDragonpic.twitter.com/5qdwDqu7hL

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me watch Rhaenyra commit flagitious crimes to revenge Luke 😌 🤩 # HouseoftheDragonpic.twitter.com/c84hk5JYPx

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Rhaenyra at her state of war council meeting#HouseoftheDragonpic.twitter.com / Vx21XArn1w

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daemon the moment rhaenyra involve for aemond : pic.twitter.com / GqLKkGpuo9

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Rhaenyra : “ I require Aemond Targaryen . ”Daemon : “ Say less . ”#HouseoftheDragonpic.twitter.com / sN3hZOaoKK

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I want to prompt everyone that Ser Criston Cole has hold a grudge against Rhaenyra since she was like 17 because she did n’t need to go off and be poor with him . What a failure 😂 😂 😂

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HouseoftheDragon#hotd#dragonsyall#demdragonsYou eff shit is about to get wild when Daemon put his execution hoodie onpic.twitter.com/dYdBFqMf7y

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HouseoftheDragonDaemon : You quick to lock in?Rhaenyra : pic.twitter.com / Lp7c508fuA

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How Daemon entered his first scene of the episode.#HouseoftheDragonpic.twitter.com / mtCyMnTzMX

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rhaenyra : “ i desire aemond targaryen”me on my agency to get him myself for her:#HOTD#HouseOfTheDragonpic.twitter.com / pCwE8R2sE2

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demon : aviate with me . Rhaenys : I ’d obey you if you were king 😂 😂 #HouseoftheDragonpic.twitter.com / Qrk5g4NKds

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me trying to oppose that guy as soon as he kicked the pathetic dog#HOTD#HouseOfTheDragonpic.twitter.com / OvOKt5PDVJ

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Seeing Cristan Cole eat out Alicent was not in my bingo card for this season.#HouseoftheDragon#HOTDpic.twitter.com / ntAFZ8wONb

14.

Jace your baby brother died and you serving FACE?#HouseoftheDragonpic.twitter.com/5aspBgLcZa

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alicent when she gets asked what she was doing when the killers broke into the castle:#HouseoftheDragonpic.twitter.com / LcyTtbLc62

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one matter about them starks is they gon have that winter shit ON.#HouseoftheDragonpic.twitter.com / wTHd3AesWQ

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House of Thethe Dragon Wire 🤝 A character on anHBO show namedCheese being a dummy

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Blood and Cheese after Aemond was n’t in his room.#HouseoftheDragon#HOTDS2pic.twitter.com / UTwF8UeOBe

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“ After she plotted with my Father ’s council to usurp his potty ” Aemond about AlicentSo you agree , it was a encroachment after all … #HOTD#HouseoftheDragonpic.twitter.com / Oza3J2j5wa

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" bestow me Aemond " - Rhaenyra"A son for a Word " - Daemon"Idk literally anyone " - Cheesehttps://t.co/GUpYzqSwNn

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Criston Cole said he did n’t wanna be a sex toy for Rhaenyra and the first time we see him he ’s eating Alicent ’s cewchie.#HouseOfTheDragonpic.twitter.com / vc4eLmS5e8

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The Clarence Day Criston Cole actually die is going to be so rummy because they ’re going to make it passing emotional and spectacular and every person watching is going to take care at the screen like -pic.twitter.com / BV6cMGprEB