" today i ’m doing a challenge call wednesday it ’s where i endeavor to make it through wednesday " — @yeeeerika

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And without further ado, here are the funniest tweets by women this week. Make sure you follow these funny ladies on Twitter (aka X)!

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me : * gets something in my eye*brain : put your finger in there too

2.

“ Lemon , we ’re wobble to a reality tv simulation . I just bought a show featuring an mature male parent , seven of his eight children , and their yoga instructor mom who may or may not be Spanish.”pic.twitter.com/a702Al7DfQ

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The walk of shame , but it ’s my husband at last bringing all the dirty beauty and cups that have accumulated on his desk the retiring few days into the kitchen .

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today i ’m doing a challenge call wednesday it ’s where i essay to make it through wednesday

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detest when the person sit next to me on the underground observe me unashamedly read their texts and starts careen it out of my view like c’m on lemme have a lil read it ’s just me c’m on who am I gon na tell it ’s only me

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saying " EMBARGOED " at the beginning of all my gossip so people do n’t repeat it

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When one mortal pick up the assay and everyone says they ’ll Venmo.https://t.co/7UCjlyqRbY

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happy june to me and my pa ’s text after I do out many year agopic.twitter.com/hYFjWhtXjj

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imagine thinking archaeologist are attempt to hide discoveries from the public . have you ever even fill an archaeologist . they never shut up . they could n’t keep a enigma in a tomb

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  • kissing his receding hairline * assure you ’ll stop for me

11.

as a matter of fact all of my system are nervous .

12.

do I have a birdcall for youhttps://t.co/3YWsrzJgCH

13.

Returning to work after lunch should be optional !

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i did just ACCIDENTALLY . NOT ON PURPOSE . UNINTENTIONALLY . sniff some mucilage . and i will say . i do see what all the fuss is about

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Oh no a fry is bothering me in a grocery store I could n’t possibly simply walk forth and never see that child again in my integral life .

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for ten dollars i ’ll wander around your company aimlessly dressed in all smutty ignoring everyone who endeavor to talk to me so after the night end and your guests postulate you who was that missy dressed in all black you could say , what girl ? i did n’t see any girl .

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another day as a self-aggrandizing missy with a big girl jobpic.twitter.com/UqXr2uhQQ4

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just had to unfollow someone on ig bc their boyfriend is so ugly that seeing him was ruining my instagram experience

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I recollect it ’s funny when hoi polloi talk about the placement of a hair part being in or out of flair , like thanks for the information but my fuzz does not involve me in any of its decision making processes .

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