Nothing makes you yell while laughing — or laugh while crying — quite like being an grownup .

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weekend are a scam , you drop one day exhausted & the other daylight anxious like wtf was that

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my nestling said being a turn up must be awing because you may eat rubble food and no one create you get up in the good morning and you do n’t have to take shower if you do n’t want to and I did n’t want to bankrupt it for them by explaining that they ’re describing low

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You ’ve just grade Pizza Hut and a 2L Mountain Dew . You ’ve loaded up RuneScape on your PC . No schoolhouse tomorrow . Your parents do n’t care if you stay put up all Nox long . A perfect Summer nighttime . You are 39 years quondam . The year is 2022 .

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" Are you ok?“Oh my god no , but for the purpose of this conversation yes I ’m hunky-dory .

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remember when you were little and you ’d settle on the trampoline and everyone would keep jumping so you could n’t get back up ? ? ? ? that ’s incisively how this whole twelvemonth has feel

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how tf did i take all those classes when i was in school ? ? now if i have one coming together and get grocery the same day i fall apart

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the last fourth dimension i went to urgent care i checked off “ extravagant crying ” on the symptom list and the nurse got really confused and told me that was mean for babies

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wellness indemnity is cool cuz you get to pay a bunch of money each month for nothing & then if something chance to you , you pay a crowd more

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I detest when tike cry in public … you do n’t have actual problem . It should be me screaming . MEE

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One twenty-four hours , without warning , you wake up and everything is too mellifluous , too loud , and starts to late .

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Paid rip so I ’ll be at home revel my purchase for the rest of the calendar month

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adulthood is all about inheriting your parents ' medical problems and realizing why they are kind of signify

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Adulthood is just repetitively saying “ … But after this week , things will finally slow up down a piddling ” to people , until you either bed or die .

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I like being an adult but tbh my one bitch is the Dishes . oh , the dishes . I am always doing dishes . when this world cease and our sun is nothing but a shriveled , bushed virtuoso , when the mountains crumble to dust and the oceans dry out , there I will stand . doing the dishes .

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being an grownup is so embarrassing . “ guy cable I ’ve been doing a good job slumber late . ” Jesus christ .

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being an adult is heavy but can you imagine get to do math homework again