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IDK if you’ve noticed, but dating in your 30s nowadays takes the strength, will, and confidence of a million average men to survive. Here are 15 tweets that prove it.

1.Agree, they can literally meet at any McDonald’s PlayPlace in America.

Why are 24 yr old on date apps ? literally go to the park & give direct eye contact . These apps are for ppl in their 30s who are dead at bottom with commitment issues , damn .

2.Standards? Never met her. Can you read, and does your card on file with Uber Eats work?

Teen go out : Whoa you ’re hot and yield me attention!?20s dating : I have 5,000 requirements for you to look at me . defy you introduce my out realm?30s dating : We both wait like food waste . Whatever . So what fucked up shucks happened to you ?

3.Black Cat, here! Not sure how I would survive ending up with a Golden Retriever personality type, but I guess I would have to try.

date a very social somebody in their thirty is like starting a show in its twentieth season with 125 characters and 3,000 storyarcs to teach

4.I could think of three dozen more reasons why dating men is funny, but this is a good starting point.

dating man in their 30s is funny because some of them are normal and some of them inexplicably behave like they grew up in a time before electrical energy ? why do u use em flair in your text edition darling you vocalise like charles dickens

5.Hey married friends! Before you give dating advice, just remember — DON’T.

I would like every married person I cognize that got married in their former 20 ’s , to have to be on the dating apps in your 30s for a week , and then go home and cry tears of relief in their spouses arms . If you have n’t been there , you ca n’t know how horrible it is .

6.Why are you using punctuation, do you hate me??

date a guy at their XXX when you are in your twenty will make you reason alone all the clip , those uncles do n’t even use Emojis .

7.I’m not seeing the problem here, am I the problem here?

Early 30s date is a incubus because all gays that eld want to lecture about is their plant , problematic thing they ’ll “ never give up ” and thing that materialise in 2007 .

8.Unfortunately, I think you’re on to something, Mean Maria.

I spent all my 20s and my former 30s dating men at least 10 years older than me because I thought they would be more mature . That is never going to find , is it?Men stop maturing at 18 it seems .

9.Excuse me, what do you know that we don’t know? What are we training for?? Because I’m not joining a run club under any circumstances, babe.

Girlies in your XXX , escort fit men . Men who feed . Men who play football game or hoops Lucille Ball or some other cardio intensive secret plan . Men who lift heavy . 😌

10.10/10 no notes.

I do n’t trust this for a second , us early 20 girlies are nark af when dating I think girls in their 30 just have better established boundaries and that anger youhttps://t.co/j7VsawdGSn

11.Not one note! I will disappear in a FLASH.

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12.Yes, AND YES! Because absolutely not. No, I’m not up. It’s 8 p.m., sweetie.

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13.Are you suggesting that I, BE MYSELF? Is that really what it’s come to??

date in my 20 was very much about seek to be agreeable , fit into a mould , and prove my value . Dating in my 30s was the complete opposite . I presented as I am unapologetically , knew my time value , and as such , I did n’t seek to turn up a damn thing . And my experience were 10x better !

14.Yes, of course. Please bring extra tablets to our first date if we make it that far. Thx.

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15.I couldn’t have said it better myself. Ya’ll be safe out there, ya hear!?

I really do n’t wanna be in my thirty dating , it ’s weird out here .

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