BRB , applying to jobs in sails !
GOOD DAY, surfers of the web. I’m pleased to announce that you have clicked on the silliest, funniest, most fulfilling post you will read this week: Julia’s Hilarious Fails Compilation™! I know you’re thrilled beyond belief, so I’ll cut right to the chase. Please enjoy:
1.This tiny smoothie:
ordered a little smoothie but did n’t recognise it would be THIS TINY , manhattan is criminalpic.twitter.com/tnxkKroZ2d
2.Accidentally eating this at work:
call for a nerd roofy to work today . Ate the whole thing about an hr ago as a treat for finishing up my lunch . I regret to inform you all that it is in fact infused w 1000 mg of weed .
3.This method of watchingShrek:
shrek 2 was n’t on streaming so now we ’re watching the game male child advance television version on our 4k tvpic.twitter.com/1OxEYlnEG9
4.The way TSA changes things up by the week:
I ’m at an airport with TSA planetary house that say that all electronics must be level ? ! ? Babe come on y’ all are arrive at things UP .
5.Getting in this much trouble over One Direction:
mean about how when I was in high school , my friend would say the pledge over the intercommunication system everyday , and on the day Midnight Memories leak she said “ one direction under god ” and then she had lunch detainment for a week
6.This abomination:
my champion got stoned and made “ biscuit popcorn ” the other night and i ca n’t break laugh at itpic.twitter.com/PsvvxzxISJ
7.This friendly advice:
Apparently telling your friends not to emphasise about their wedding because “ it ’s your first marriage ceremony ” is not the right thing to say
8.When your cat destroys both your lunch AND your bedding:
the offense the criminalpic.twitter.com/T6ymWwgRl2
9.ThisLonglegspromo:
before the screening they handed us these petty pic strip show and the cat hand them out order in a very serious voice “ do n’t rust them ” and i thought it was a reference to something that would take place in the motion picture . but it was n’t . why did he say thatpic.twitter.com/u9QbwVM0bq
10.This method of selling wine:
euro telling me wine in a loge is eldritch and trashy meanwhile they ’re sell it by the hawaiian-punchhttps://t.co/pMaUe9VPv0
11.Poor Daniel Radcliffe failing to go undercover:
lol Daniel Radcliffe seek to appease dispirited - cay here in NYC bookstore with baseball game lid pull out over font but the child he ’s wear in his front - pocket is goin wild yelling " pappa ! " and drawing care
12.This girl whomaybedidn’t pay attention in history class:
Yesterday a fille at work say “ I just do n’t want the coloniser to make headway . Go Spain ! ” about the Euro final examination this weekend
13.This cat:
my cat visualise out how the fridge works and now he ’s turnt on fresh , crisp waterpic.twitter.com/t9LfWwhbwh
14.This funny misunderstanding:
Last night I meet someone to works in sales event and said “ wow I ’ve never met anyone who works in sails ! ” , thinking - because I hold out in an fanciful man much more beautiful than this one - that he nominate sails for sailboat
15.And finally, this woman who seems to just have had enough:
obsessed with the cleaning lady in my yoga category who paid for 60 second and place motionless on the flooring the entire time
