The sighs I sighed looking through these .

If you’ve ever dabbled in the Facebook marketplace hustle, consider yourself lucky if you’ve never had to deal with common exchanges like this:

1.Aside from some of the infuriating DMs people get on the platform, there are also hilariously ridiculous items that people are convinced they can sell. This couch is one:

Someone is selling a leather couch on Facebook Marketplace … with snow on it ? And decided to take these picture ? With snow on it?I have so many questions.pic.twitter.com/sdWxIJkwv0

2.Here’s someone who thinks they can sell a microwave that ruined someone’s phone WITHOUT a plugin:

3.This person is selling homemade tortillas made with what they are calling a “vibrating rolling pin”:

😭😭😭:

4.This person is selling their kid-sized Minion coffin since their son “outgrew” it:

5.This person is set on thinking someone will buy this ornament that is filled with actual baked beans:

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I CAN SMELL IT THROUGH THE SCREEN:

6.This person who thinks a letter “T” lover would also love to purchase this book that you can’t actually read:

7.This person who is legitimately selling a leftover, cooked turkey:

8.And this person who is including a free chest case with their FULL BODY CONDOM:

YES, A FULL BODY CONDOM:

9.This person who is parting ways with their soon-to-be expired milk (AKA MARIO milk):

10.This person who thinks these “supremely disgusting” boxers are going to sell:

11.This person who believes they can sell “Greggs” plastered leggings:

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12.This person who thinks their curtain made of lighters that will likely not block any light at all is worth over a grand:

13.And this person who thinks they are the ultimate scammer selling this fake 11 pro:

14.This person who thinks this homemade arm wrestling machine is a steal:

15.And, this person who thinks that these real-life Cheerio coasters will sell. They may prevent water stains, but I am struggling to see how a glass would stand upright on them:

Chat conversation about an iPhone sale. Buyer offers $385. Seller mentions needing $350 for kid's braces. Buyer insists on $385. Seller refuses. Buyer accuses seller of hating kids. Seller clarifies need for $385 for their own kid's braces

Listing for a microwave. Description reads: "Works. Kid microwaved a cordless phone. We stuck it outside because it smelled. Then the dog chewed off the cord. Just needs the cord installed." Price $20 in Princeton, BC

Image of a Facebook Marketplace listing for "Fresh Tortillas" at $15 and a Facebook Messenger conversation. The listing displays tortillas and a purple rolling pin. The conversation humorously questions the rolling pin's shape

Yellow child's coffin with a Minion in Captain America costume decal. Text below: "Minion coffin. Free. Kids sized, my son grew out of it. 3 hr ago . 5.8 mi away."

Clear Christmas ornament filled with baked beans held by a hand

A book that is cut into the letter T, listed for sale for $5. The book can be read, but parts of the story will be missing due to the cut

Facebook post in Gainesville's Buy, Sell, Trade group features images of a cooked turkey for sale, described as slightly used for $75 or best offer

Facebook Marketplace ad featuring a full piece body condom with a Warwick Rockcase/Flightcase. The top of the condom requires re-foaming. Measurements: 32 3/4" Length, 16 5/8" Width, 39" Height

Translucent latex bodysuit with gloves and attached condom hanging on a door

A milk jug with "BEST BY MAR10" printed on it. The listing headline reads "Limited edition Mario milk," priced at $50. Located in Little Compton, RI

Supreme Boxers for sale at $40. Posted 11 minutes ago in Phoenix, AZ. Condition: used (normal wear). Ships for $3.49. Brand: Supreme. Clothing, men's accessories

Beaded curtain made from discarded Bic lighters for sale in Bend, Oregon, priced at $1,500. Caption suggests it as a perfect gift for someone who has everything

An iPhone with a hand-drawn extra camera on the back is listed for sale for $1,500 on Facebook Marketplace in East Orange, NJ

Homemade arm wrestling machine made from buckets, a mechanical arm, and a wooden chair for $69. Options: door pickup or local delivery. See estimate available

Four coasters made from Cheerios embedded in epoxy resin. Text: “Epoxy Cheerios coasters $20 $30, Ships for $8.00, Includes Purchase Protection. Learn More.”